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QFT. :lol:

You tell that to "Last Wednesday Dan" who did yard work all day in 104F humidex. :lol: Thanks for the support, folks.

Failed haikus are also good haikus as far as I'm concerned. :lol:

Home, home on the range... Was a terrible movie. [insert “Nice butte” joke] One of these engines Is supposedly faster Than the rest. Which one? Hall of Presidents. I was here on President’s Day Kinda cool, I guess Looks pretty crowded However, the lines were dead. Ever have those days...

The next few captions Intentionally left blank For Splashless Mountain Say hi to this dude “Sweeten, enhance, beautify” Making Disney great The Br’er critters search For an open water ride “Hotel pool, it is!” Tom Sawyer Island Haven’t done this in a while Photo ops ahoy! The...

Wait is 10 minutes At least I think it is, my Morse code is rusty Horizons was cool I liked World of Motion more Back in ‘94 No one on Astro Not quite sure if this counts as Sad and pathetic Isn’t this what that Vader guy used to destroy Planet Alderaan? “Fire laser! *BOOOOOM* Alderaan...

Here’s a llama, there’s A llama, llama, llama Duck. [space filler here] If I say these are A couple of jackasses Would anyone be mad? Feeding frenzy time Tupperware container full Of grassy goodness Did you know that they Can get more fibre from just One bowl of Total...

Greetings, all. As you could probably guess, this TR is a slight departure from my usual insanity in that the captions will be written in glorious Japanese poetry; I didn’t really have enough new or interesting pictures (it was just a weekend trip, after all) so I figured I’d vainly attempt to...

Hope it's been a great [REDACTED] years, and here's to [REDACTED] more! :lookaroun Here's some sombreros.

And so, the world's greatest vuvuzela concert comes to a close.

Friends and I did that on Splash Mountain last year; we even played a full game before gluing down the pieces one move before checkmate. (For the record, I won. :lol:) Good show.

What Universal's Team Member training might look like. <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tqMV90pnsZ4&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed...

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I've had that on my hard drive for a couple of years; always post it when someone says, "Quick Dan! Post something awesome!" ...Which happens more often than you might think, for reasons unexplained.

...What?

And if this were to happen, I would take it upon myself to rise through the ranks of the Disney Company hierarchy and do all within my power to open it back up. Problem solved. :D

And now, a classic Canadian folk song for you all. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G_L9tXEwmc#t=0m15s

the square root of Christmas