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Not trying to be indelicate, but the squatting pose just doesn't do it for me.

Maybe if folks make enough noise they will add them to Genie with an upcharge...

Well they can make it more compatible with the mess in the World Junkyard Lagoon...

The barges are an interesting allegory of what has happened to Disney. The concept of themed entertainment has focused on being immersive - where there are no hints of the real world to drag you away from this other place and time. The barges take away the "theme" from the "theme park". What...

No longer eating any Disney food would "Be good for most people's waistlines"... ... and even healthier for their wallet!

So what does one do with something that is boring, dull and not redeemed by humor?

It's called sarcasm...

Imagineering used to pride themselves on attention to detail - like the moveable type in Gutenberg's printing press is Spaceship Earth. Now they can't even make stationary frogs unless they defy gravity. I can hear the tour guide now... "and here we have the infamous floating frogs, which...

Right now it looks more the the Odyssey of Dirt.

It's morphed into "WDW: Our Emptied Pockets".

Nah, it was just asleep... and it just got woke.

I tend to wring my hands over EPCOT, but I have to say that they nailed it with this one. It is the first thing I've seen in ages that brings back the EPCOT sense of awe that I have not felt in a long, long time. Bravo.

Or general cast training...

This "IP everywhere" trend is really irritating. The disney universe is a tiny subset of the real universe. When you enter the gates they want you to think otherwise. What a strange alternate reality it has all warped into.

Or Looney LagoonieTunes

You came up with a perfect name for this show... Lord of the Mess

This is spot-on. The most compelling thing about the parks in the past was the difference in the "brand" each projected. World Showcase has always had a very international flavor, with unique music and sensibilities. Not quite international, but also not Mickey at every turn. The traditional...

Not my kind of music... Har-moanie-yuck

Nah - it's "we turned the Yeti off to conserve energy!"

Long term it will go from monorail to nonorail (otherwise known as busses).