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  1. Rhinocerous

    News Monster Inc Land Coming to Disney's Hollywood Studios

    I don't know, Mike is constantly on the verge of total emotional breakdown. Going limp seems pretty on brand for him.
  2. Rhinocerous

    News Cars-Themed Attractions at Magic Kingdom

    Star Trek entered the chat like 50 pages ago. It took one look at the indigenous culture and warped away.
  3. Rhinocerous

    News Villains Land Announced for Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom

    Technically, the Safari trucks are trackless. And they used to have sunset tours. Does that count as a dark ride?
  4. Rhinocerous

    Will ANYTHING ever happen to Discovery Island?

    The Geneva convention likely prohibits that.
  5. Rhinocerous

    Iconic Purple Directional Signs Being Replaced

    All of us Toys "R" Us kids grew up real fast that day. 😔
  6. Rhinocerous

    Iconic Purple Directional Signs Being Replaced

    My theory was that they backed up and turned around across the median, but this is also entirely plausible.
  7. Rhinocerous

    News Villains Land Announced for Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom

    I'm going to keep banging this drum. They should open DisneyQuest 2.0 with black box simulators which can rotate through "seasons" of beloved, extinct attractions and new ride concepts. Relatively low cost to update regularly and they would get tons of repeat business.
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    News Test Track to be reimagined

    Didn't you hear? We have a statue for that now.
  9. Rhinocerous

    “Project S” New Resort

    "We're currently prosecuting 999 loathsome lawsuits... But there's always room for one more..."
  10. Rhinocerous

    News Monster Inc Land Coming to Disney's Hollywood Studios

    I think this is right. I first experienced Disney as an adult, at Animal Kingdom. I immediately fell in love, thanks in large part to how immersive everything was. If the park had just been a collection of movie mini lands and single IP rides, I may well have dismissed the whole thing as a...
  11. Rhinocerous

    News Monster Inc Land Coming to Disney's Hollywood Studios

    Sounds like the perfect tie-in for this year's Halloween party. "Soon, the Redcar will be NO MORE!" Such immersion.
  12. Rhinocerous

    News Monster Inc Land Coming to Disney's Hollywood Studios

    I HAVE IT! The majority of MV3D evening hours attendees are Cast Members working out of the Animation Building. With them moving, it no longer makes sense to keep the attraction open late.
  13. Rhinocerous

    News Monster Inc Land Coming to Disney's Hollywood Studios

    He meant to give a more nuanced reply, but he got distracted when Boyz II Men started singing in his office for no discernible reason.
  14. Rhinocerous

    New themed pavement in Adventureland?

    Is that some kind of after-hours upcharge?
  15. Rhinocerous

    News Monster Inc Land Coming to Disney's Hollywood Studios

    I grew up on The Muppet Movie. I love The Great Muppet Caper almost as much. The Muppets Take Manhattan never really did it for me.
  16. Rhinocerous

    News Monster Inc Land Coming to Disney's Hollywood Studios

    From a PR standpoint, Friday afternoon is typically when bad news gets dumped, as people are leaving for the weekend. Let's hope for Wednesday.
  17. Rhinocerous

    Wrongful Death Lawsuit and Disney's Scary Attempt

    Assuming clickwrap provisions are the terms and limitations established in your standard ToS agreement, yes. That is what I am suggesting.
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