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Light Magic: The Return

There are so many logistical issues, you're certainly right. Austin's been so overwhelmed with population influx, largely from the West Coast with the growth of the tech industry, it now makes L.A. traffic look like a stroll in the countryside. And now Apple is coming there. Yay.

Iger recently said they were working on how to handle the crowds. It's still going to be a summer madhouse when it opens, but they're certainly aware of this and planning for it. I think capacity closures are going to be a real thing Disneyland (and its guests) are going to have to struggle with...

I survived the Northridge Earthquake in 1994. I was in North Hollywood, that was some serious "oh my God, I'm about to die" life-changing stuff. I wouldn't want to even build a Popsicle stand in California. By the way, this is what happened at Angels Stadium in Anaheim that morning.

Never!

One of my favorite Disneyland stories (and I have a lot of them) is from the 90's...I was 23 years old, fresh out of college, waiting tables, living in North Hollywood. Disneyland was a treat. Went there maybe once or twice a year. Anyway, I'm there with my college roommates, there's no such...

This is why you get a FastPass or MaigcPass or whatever it is now and then go do something else. I think people who stand in a 90 minute line at Disneyland or California Adventure are crazy. You get up early, show up at least 30 minutes before rope drop, then you hit the most popular rides with...

Speaking truth. I'm still amazed by the (apparent) plans for lines at the Voyage of the Little Mermaid at Califorina Adventure -- all that space used for the queue, and I don't think I've ever waited longer than five minutes to get on that ride. Then again, I didn't go on opening day. Look at...

Build another Disneyland. The stars at night Are big and bright (clap! clap! clap! clap!) ...deep in the heart of Texas.

He's on strike, too. Or maybe a scab. Mario: Moon Plumber Union-Busting Scab...coming to Nintendo Switch 2021.

Plumber strike in Anaheim upsets opening week. Bob Iger has to make a command decision. Water fountains or urinals. Iger says, "Well, the space tourists can drink Pepsi, but we can't have them ing in the streets on the Moon."

Disneyland - The Moon $548,000,000. Parking fee $6.00

Disneyland Centralia, Pennsylvania -- $0.00 Mouse-Ear Respirators -- $15,000

Disneyland Chernobyl -- $2.99 Parking is free.

And a Charles Mintz ride where you find out all your animators have signed with Universal behind your back and you take a lonely train ride home and come up with a Mouse.

Disneyland New York -- $849.

New video from Yensid.

You truly belong with us here among the clouds.

Lando and Han...the Smooth Criminals.

Believe it or not....when the idiots are on your property, it is.