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Rumor had it that some new counter serves will feature troughs of baked beans garnished with dead dogs for the serfs. A $19.99, 1.5 gallon bean bucket can be refilled every half hour (pesky RFID) all day! Plus a Big Hero 6 themed mini bean shovel will be included!

One system that would work for me is if I got to go to the front of every line.

The most hidden resort at WDW is the London Hotel with its Peter Pan, Mary Poppins, and Winnie the Pooh areas. In fact, I sometimes think that I’m the only one aware of its existence.

I dunno. They still won’t let me wear my ski mask and carry my photo realistic dark chocolate 357. In short, the new “relaxed” policy with regards to masks did not have an impact on me.

The real issues they’re having is with marketing the name of the new ride reservation system. “Slow Pass^3” and “PITA (I believe this stands for Paid InTo Attractions)” are the 2 leaders. I would’ve thought the popularity of the delicious bread product would make this a slam dunk.

For years I’ve been saying that giant industrial looking metal structures festooned on the lagoon would bring joy out the wazoon! Any updates on the rest of the lagoon construction that we can’t see? Think pavilion you need swim trunks to visit (Marvel tie in, baby! The wait for Namor is over!).

Query from a Disneyworld and general Disney themed recreational area of fun expert - what’s this thread even about anyway? I’ve never even heard of this Pirates of Penzance ride thing.

Yawn. I’m paying my buddy 500 a month for 7G.

Too late for a prediction? I haven't really been following the news, so I'm fairly untainted with knowledge. I predict "No effect at all" except for the fact that Tapestry of Nations will remain cancelled.

Thank god. I thought that Big AL had become sentient and gone on another one of his sprees. I’m still hopeful the new software will fix the AI issue.

Those told me they knew how to build a tiny house. Where’s the covered patio for my grill? I’ll have to fly down there just to supervise the rest of this show.

I really messed up. I had corona virus all trussed up and was beating an admission of guilt out of it with my trusty 2 x 4. Then, I took a tinkle break and that somehow wriggled out of its bonds and, I guess, oozed through the bay window to freedom. Took me weeks to lure it out of...

Herpes. Of course, my looks may be what is protecting me from the herd. If any of you attend them with me you can vouch for the verisimilitude of the following claim - the Illuminati meetings have had mask requirements for years. Not a big deal.

They haven’t checked the safe in a few days. I did leave them a few Hamiltons. Figured it would help them feel better.

My favorite stripper contracted Covid? And had money problems? Seems unlikely when I think of all the cash those hills could hold. Weird.

To answer the titular almost query correctly, I think a five minute scene where the denizens of Atlantica rode on an underwater analog of 20,000 Leagues under the Sea, “A Few Feet Above the Sand” would be fantastic. The Merfolk would be seen climbing into jeeps and would ogle corpulent “walkers”...

Luckily the Fire’s unparalleled ability to give up late goals means they can flee the bubble. Huzzah!

Are they overhauling the clone or the frozen body? If the clone, any advances vis a vis memory transfer?

What if various abandoned areas around property are your abode? Asking for a friend.

Now that Disney has gone under I'm kinda hoping the rumor I read a while ago about the Yum! Brands taking over theme park operations is true. Tasty and inexpensive. I'll be walking right down Main Street noshing on my soft taco supreme.