I went to a dinner party last night, and the host has a two week old 2026 Tesla Y AWD sedan in a gorgeous shade of red with the "Full Self Driving" feature. After some bragging by the host during the meal, just after the Dessert Course the party devolved into a bizarre but very enlightening test drive session where we were split into two groups and all got shuttled around the neighborhood by his amazing fully self-driving car. 
I was mesmerized. The future really is here.
And today, as I thought about it and mulled over a Tesla purchase in my mind, I thought of how revolutionary this technology will be to American roads and society. Not to mention Disneyland's famously crappy parking situation! Disneyland's parking structures and tram travails have been so bad for so many decades, that per Al Lutz over a decade ago TDA execs infamously refused to endure and now always have their cars valet parked at the Grand Californian so they and their families can avoid having to put up with the misery their own paying customers have to deal with.
Nevermind how badly that reflects on the management and failed leadership of those TDA execs, avoiding their own product.
So think about it. It's 2031, and just in SoCal alone there's over a million Tesla 3's and Y's and privately owned Robotaxi's silently buzzing around. Plus whatever the other auto makers of the 2030's have caught up to the Tesla technology of 2026. You are an upper-middle class family of 4 from Ladera Ranch, and the fireworks just ended, and you don't want to fight the soul-crushing humanity of the tram zone and the gridlock of the 17,000 space Mickey & Friends & Pixar Pals getting back onto the 5 freeway home. So you summon your Tesla 3 to pick you up at the International House of Pancakes just across Harbor Blvd, naturally. Problem solved! Except every other upper-middle class dad in that Disneyland crowd of 75,000 is thinking just like you, and now there are a thousand or more driverless Teslas leaving the parking structure all at once and heading to some convenient pickup spot on Harbor Blvd.
Is TDA considering this near-future scenario? This technology is already here, and being displayed at fashionable dinner parties across the country. I hope TDA planners and their Parking team is thinking about this. It's probably already happening a few times per night in the various parking lots around the Disneyland Resort.
I was mesmerized. The future really is here.
And today, as I thought about it and mulled over a Tesla purchase in my mind, I thought of how revolutionary this technology will be to American roads and society. Not to mention Disneyland's famously crappy parking situation! Disneyland's parking structures and tram travails have been so bad for so many decades, that per Al Lutz over a decade ago TDA execs infamously refused to endure and now always have their cars valet parked at the Grand Californian so they and their families can avoid having to put up with the misery their own paying customers have to deal with.
Nevermind how badly that reflects on the management and failed leadership of those TDA execs, avoiding their own product.
So think about it. It's 2031, and just in SoCal alone there's over a million Tesla 3's and Y's and privately owned Robotaxi's silently buzzing around. Plus whatever the other auto makers of the 2030's have caught up to the Tesla technology of 2026. You are an upper-middle class family of 4 from Ladera Ranch, and the fireworks just ended, and you don't want to fight the soul-crushing humanity of the tram zone and the gridlock of the 17,000 space Mickey & Friends & Pixar Pals getting back onto the 5 freeway home. So you summon your Tesla 3 to pick you up at the International House of Pancakes just across Harbor Blvd, naturally. Problem solved! Except every other upper-middle class dad in that Disneyland crowd of 75,000 is thinking just like you, and now there are a thousand or more driverless Teslas leaving the parking structure all at once and heading to some convenient pickup spot on Harbor Blvd.
Is TDA considering this near-future scenario? This technology is already here, and being displayed at fashionable dinner parties across the country. I hope TDA planners and their Parking team is thinking about this. It's probably already happening a few times per night in the various parking lots around the Disneyland Resort.
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