Trip Report Did i eat paint chips as a baby?

Once again, it's your favorite trip reporters favorite trip reporter. Prognosticator of Prognosticators ( I don't know what that means I just like Groundhog Day), your buddy, your pal....9000!

I jumped the gun last fall and started a PTR in hopes of visiting in December, but alas,... life, work and the holiday season decided that was a no for me, dog! Even tho my plans of visiting WDW were dashed and i was bummed, I decided to take advice from America's favorite kitchen decor signage which is to Live, Laugh, Love.

Fast forward to a few weeks ago and I was able to get a DVC reservation which leads us to this unhackneyed report! What makes this trip a bit fresh and unusual is the resort I'll be staying at, but we'll get to that shortly. For now, let's get to the cast and crew of this warlock of a TR! There shall be 3 of us!

First up: Me, the most likely reported forum member of all time. I thank political humor for that title.

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Second: My good buddy, Justin who joined me on my last trip. It was his first trip to WDW and he experienced all the trials and tribulations that come with visiting with me. Such as this Lil beauty (IYKYK)

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Here is a more PG 13 pic

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And D: This big fella, who some of you may recognize from a prior report:

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It's Bailey! I'll share details later as to why he is joining us again.

When will we be visiting: late March

And now...Where are we staying? To answer this question, I shall ask you a question. You can call me Joshua, and you're Stephen W. Falken becuase my question is...

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The game? Can you name the resort that when people say the name of said resort they tend to not say the full and complete name of the resort but instead shorten it? And here's a hint, which if you've read my prior reports you will know that the shortened title of this resort makes me puke in my mouth when I hear it. There are two primary forms of the shortened resort name. Both make me equally puke the same amount. Now, name that resort??
 

wdisney9000

Truindenashendubapreser
Premium Member
Original Poster
Quick update:

We leave in 4 days! I'm getting excited. Have i packed a single thing? Nope. Does that make my wife have anxiety? Yep!

And my trip reporting multiverse time line shifting has caught up with me! Yesterday, She calls me in the middle of the day to tell me the dryer broke. This same thing happened 3 years ago when we were just a few days out from leaving for Disney! Damn you, multiverse!

I had also dropped off one of our vehicles yesterday morning at a shop to have the bumper repaired/painted from a scrape that is on it. I was going to take a Lyft home but we figured she could pick me up in our truck and swing by the store and get a dryer on the way home. I had an extremely busy day as I am trying to get a few dogs graduated from training before heading out. We have several puppies in training currently and they are a handful.

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She picked me up around 3 and as we headed home we were discussing how hectic the day had been. We have a favorite restaurant that opens at 4 pm and they have an awesome bar area with its own menu but it fills up quickly. I usually don't get home in time to make it there unless I leave early. She joked that I was finally home early enough for us to make it. We looked at each other, grinned, tilted our heads...and decided the dryer could wait until tomorrow! I did need a shower so we stopped by the house and I took a shower with such speed that would impress formula one drivers and soon after..

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Take that multiverse!
 

Minnie1986

Well-Known Member
Once again, it's your favorite trip reporters favorite trip reporter. Prognosticator of Prognosticators ( I don't know what that means I just like Groundhog Day), your buddy, your pal....9000!

I jumped the gun last fall and started a PTR in hopes of visiting in December, but alas,... life, work and the holiday season decided that was a no for me, dog! Even tho my plans of visiting WDW were dashed and i was bummed, I decided to take advice from America's favorite kitchen decor signage which is to Live, Laugh, Love.

Fast forward to a few weeks ago and I was able to get a DVC reservation which leads us to this unhackneyed report! What makes this trip a bit fresh and unusual is the resort I'll be staying at, but we'll get to that shortly. For now, let's get to the cast and crew of this warlock of a TR! There shall be 3 of us!

First up: Me, the most likely reported forum member of all time. I thank political humor for that title.

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Second: My good buddy, Justin who joined me on my last trip. It was his first trip to WDW and he experienced all the trials and tribulations that come with visiting with me. Such as this Lil beauty (IYKYK)

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Here is a more PG 13 pic

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And D: This big fella, who some of you may recognize from a prior report:

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It's Bailey! I'll share details later as to why he is joining us again.

When will we be visiting: late March

And now...Where are we staying? To answer this question, I shall ask you a question. You can call me Joshua, and you're Stephen W. Falken becuase my question is...

artificial intelligence horror GIF by Red Giant


The game? Can you name the resort that when people say the name of said resort they tend to not say the full and complete name of the resort but instead shorten it? And here's a hint, which if you've read my prior reports you will know that the shortened title of this resort makes me puke in my mouth when I hear it. There are two primary forms of the shortened resort name. Both make me equally puke the same amount. Now, name that resort??
I absolutely love this trip report opening; can't wait to read along.
 

Tony the Tigger

Well-Known Member
I can't stand when people say "The Grand" , "Grand Flo" or the Coup de grâce which is a combination of both, "The Grand Flo"

You forgot “G-Flo.” Bet you love it!

I can’t hate “Grand Flo” because my Grandma Flo was the best person I ever knew, and it makes me think of her.

But I never say them out loud! Just saves me some keystrokes in my TR.

I love all the pups.
 

wdisney9000

Truindenashendubapreser
Premium Member
Original Poster
I can’t hate “Grand Flo” because my Grandma Flo was the best person I ever knew, and it makes me think of her.
If there was ever reason to use Grand Flo, you absolutely have the best one!

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You forgot “G-Flo.” Bet you love it!
Oh man, I've never heard that one but apparently it's real. And also now on my list! Lol
 

wdisney9000

Truindenashendubapreser
Premium Member
Original Poster
Working with pups like that I think you have the best job in the world.
I truly love what I do. The puppies are so much fun. But don't forget that puppy has to go out for potty breaks 8 million times a day and crate breaking them while they bark amd scream for 30 minutes also comes with the territory! And that's before we start getting into obedience training which is like a kid soccer goalie chasing butterflies all day instead of watching the game lol
 

Wicked Sisters

Well-Known Member
In the Parks
No
I truly love what I do. The puppies are so much fun. But don't forget that puppy has to go out for potty breaks 8 million times a day and crate breaking them while they bark amd scream for 30 minutes also comes with the territory! And that's before we start getting into obedience training which is like a kid soccer goalie chasing butterflies all day instead of watching the game lol
Silly me, never thought about all that 🤣🤣
 

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