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    Unmagical Day at the Magic Kingdom

    Oooh! Go for the James Earl Jones & Malcolm McDowell combo! Like from those old cellphone commercials!
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    Unmagical Day at the Magic Kingdom

    I tried to explain Katiebug to my co-worker. She now thinks I am insane.
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    Unmagical Day at the Magic Kingdom

    I first saw the rant on TripAdvisor.
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    Unmagical Day at the Magic Kingdom

    I think, in honor of this day, I will name my next kitty Sam. Because the cat won't do anything, either.
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    Unmagical Day at the Magic Kingdom

    Maybe we can petition to make it a National Holiday!
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    Security splitting up families / groups at entrances

    Back in 2017 or so my father and I spent some time speculating what on earth the young couple with the stuffed to the gills ginormous backpacks were carrying with them at Disney World. Dad finally suggested tents and sleeping bags so they could save money by camping in the parking lots and we...
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    Unmagical Day at the Magic Kingdom

    Now come on. Just because it's almost Halloween that doesn't mean you get to scare us like this.
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    Unmagical Day at the Magic Kingdom

    Pffft. She can go complain to Sam's successor.
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    Disney parks going Vegetarian?

    I'd rather they focus on foods that are naturally vegan and vegetarian. Who wouldn't want a snack of vegetarian samosas? Or a nice fruit salad for dessert? Or Middle Eastern fried cauliflower? Vinegar coleslaw.
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    Phones and Live Streaming on Rides

    The only time I appreciated a cellphone being used in a Park was in the Pirates fast pass queue where a couple of light bulbs were burned out. The couple ahead of us got out their cellphones and lit the queue. When they saw my elderly father and his cane they slowed down so we could use their light.
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    Unmagical Day at the Magic Kingdom

    Happy anniversary to Sam! Whom I secretly suspect is actually a housecat. And to Katiebug! Probably still waiting for Sam to do something.
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    Unmagical Day at the Magic Kingdom

    I want Sam's job. Not the trauma, though.
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    Unmagical Day at the Magic Kingdom

    It's that bit of brightness in the world. Knowing you'll never be as Katiebug as Katiebug.
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    Disney forcing us to $pend even more at their re$ort$

    Isn't this basically the Universal Studios model?
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    And in other "people are stupid" news...

    And in fact in some places you never should. GPS is notoriously unreliable in Northern Arizona. Have paper maps.
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