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    Unmagical Day at the Magic Kingdom

    Then make sure you do nothing while there to show you're sympathizing with Sam.
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    Unmagical Day at the Magic Kingdom

    It's here! It's here! 🎂🎉🎊 In honor of this day I called out of work to do nothing! (Really I chose to use this as my day off because I worked on Sunday). The real question is: what won't Sam be doing today?
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    Unmagical Day at the Magic Kingdom

    Maybe Sam is that guy in the Lazy Boy commercial who says "not literally, of course"!!!
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    Poll: For those who curbed visits or stopped visiting Disney Parks, what are your top reasons?

    I voted other; my father is 94 and too frail and I have Stage 4 cancer and while I am doing well my stamina is in the pits.
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    Unmagical Day at the Magic Kingdom

    When Sam finally snaps and does something:
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    Room Security Checks

    They are undoubtedly looking for more than the next mass shooter. Trafficking. Drug lab. Destructive guests. The housekeepers where I work (non-Disney resort) once discovered that the guest was stealing everything she could get her hands on when they entered the room. Including jewelry from an...
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    News New DAS System at Walt Disney World 2024

    If this is true, it's long overdue. I'd love to be a fly on the wall to some meltdowns, though.
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    Unmagical Day at the Magic Kingdom

    *sniff* You wouldn't lie to me, would you?
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    Unmagical Day at the Magic Kingdom

    Aw, man. I missed the anniversary. :bawling::arghh:
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    Unmagical Day at the Magic Kingdom

    Oooh! Go for the James Earl Jones & Malcolm McDowell combo! Like from those old cellphone commercials!
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    Unmagical Day at the Magic Kingdom

    I tried to explain Katiebug to my co-worker. She now thinks I am insane.
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    Unmagical Day at the Magic Kingdom

    I first saw the rant on TripAdvisor.
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    Unmagical Day at the Magic Kingdom

    I think, in honor of this day, I will name my next kitty Sam. Because the cat won't do anything, either.
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    Unmagical Day at the Magic Kingdom

    Maybe we can petition to make it a National Holiday!
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    Security splitting up families / groups at entrances

    Back in 2017 or so my father and I spent some time speculating what on earth the young couple with the stuffed to the gills ginormous backpacks were carrying with them at Disney World. Dad finally suggested tents and sleeping bags so they could save money by camping in the parking lots and we...
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