Recent content by unmitigated disaster

Then make sure you do nothing while there to show you're sympathizing with Sam.

It's here! It's here! 🎂🎉🎊 In honor of this day I called out of work to do nothing! (Really I chose to use this as my day off because I worked on Sunday). The real question is: what won't Sam be doing today?

Maybe Sam is that guy in the Lazy Boy commercial who says "not literally, of course"!!!

I voted other; my father is 94 and too frail and I have Stage 4 cancer and while I am doing well my stamina is in the pits.

When Sam finally snaps and does something:

They are undoubtedly looking for more than the next mass shooter. Trafficking. Drug lab. Destructive guests. The housekeepers where I work (non-Disney resort) once discovered that the guest was stealing everything she could get her hands on when they entered the room. Including jewelry from an...

If this is true, it's long overdue. I'd love to be a fly on the wall to some meltdowns, though.

*sniff* You wouldn't lie to me, would you?

Aw, man. I missed the anniversary. :bawling::arghh:

Oooh! Go for the James Earl Jones & Malcolm McDowell combo! Like from those old cellphone commercials!

I tried to explain Katiebug to my co-worker. She now thinks I am insane.

I first saw the rant on TripAdvisor.

I think, in honor of this day, I will name my next kitty Sam. Because the cat won't do anything, either.

Maybe we can petition to make it a National Holiday!

Back in 2017 or so my father and I spent some time speculating what on earth the young couple with the stuffed to the gills ginormous backpacks were carrying with them at Disney World. Dad finally suggested tents and sleeping bags so they could save money by camping in the parking lots and we...