If you think that's what the ladder means, you are gravely mistaken!
The ladder deserves respect. All hail the ladder!
(If anyone around here still gets the joke, please placate me with a winking emoji response. It will do much good for my self esteem.)
As is tradition... We gather here today to remember that families were torn apart on this day, friends were lost forever, lives were changed.
Please do not forget those who perished and those with holes in their hearts.