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    What's Going on with Country Bear Jamboree?

    Thank god. I thought that Big AL had become sentient and gone on another one of his sprees. I’m still hopeful the new software will fix the AI issue.
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    News Structure built in Kilimanjaro Safaris?

    Those ******** told me they knew how to build a tiny house. Where’s the covered patio for my grill? I’ll have to fly down there just to supervise the rest of this **** show.
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    Politics Coronavirus and Walt Disney World general discussion

    I really messed up. I had corona virus all trussed up and was beating an admission of guilt out of it with my trusty 2 x 4. Then, I took a tinkle break and that ******* somehow wriggled out of its bonds and, I guess, oozed through the bay window to freedom. Took me weeks to lure it out of...
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    Politics Coronavirus and Walt Disney World general discussion

    Herpes. Of course, my looks may be what is protecting me from the herd. If any of you attend them with me you can vouch for the verisimilitude of the following claim - the Illuminati meetings have had mask requirements for years. Not a big deal.
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    On layoffs, very bad attendance, and Iger's legacy being one of disgrace

    They haven’t checked the safe in a few days. I did leave them a few Hamiltons. Figured it would help them feel better.
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    The Red Button Option

    My favorite stripper contracted Covid? And had money problems? Seems unlikely when I think of all the cash those hills could hold. Weird.
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    What Disney movie needs a dark ride

    To answer the titular almost query correctly, I think a five minute scene where the denizens of Atlantica rode on an underwater analog of 20,000 Leagues under the Sea, “A Few Feet Above the Sand” would be fantastic. The Merfolk would be seen climbing into jeeps and would ogle corpulent “walkers”...
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    MLS coming to WDW

    Luckily the Fire’s unparalleled ability to give up late goals means they can flee the bubble. Huzzah!
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    News Walter E. Disney overhaul

    Are they overhauling the clone or the frozen body? If the clone, any advances vis a vis memory transfer?
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    POLL: When are you planning to return to Walt Disney World?

    What if various abandoned areas around property are your abode? Asking for a friend.
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    The Red Button Option

    Now that Disney has gone under I'm kinda hoping the rumor I read a while ago about the Yum! Brands taking over theme park operations is true. Tasty and inexpensive. I'll be walking right down Main Street noshing on my soft taco supreme.
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    Splash Mountain re-theme announced

    If Walt were alive today he’d be hawking his vitamin infused cigarettes that helped create his stupendously robust pulmonary and cardiovascular system. Further, he’d spend a lot of time trying to make sure that his clone was kept a secret so that he could quietly continue to harvest fresh...
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    Politics Coronavirus and Walt Disney World general discussion

    Speaking of rules, asking for a friend. Is Covid spread by outdoor urination? I don’t really have time to go through the thread and avail myself of all the high falutin’ science gobbledygook everyone spews to figure out the answer to such a basic and common question. Sorry for that.
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    Country flags?

    Yep. I collected the flags.
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    Any Bets on What Comes After Galaxy's Edge?

    The answer to the titular query is a huge empty void that is a seemingly endless expanse of blackness beyond the realm of human comprehension. This emptiness comprises most of the known universe. Here we sit in the unfashionable western spiral arm wondering what it all means. Truly, to peer...
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