Recent content by Chicken Guy

Circlevision. Still astounding every time, even after 50ish years.

There was this one time I waited two hours for ToT in DHS, but I’d usually say an hour.

The Tomorrowland loop from the 1980’s is just 70’s techno-jazz Rock and I love it.

Perhaps he’s spinning right now. In a circle. Wearing Mickey ears and pretending he’s at Disney 20 years ago in a club on Pleasure Island.

Nah, it’d lose more money than it makes by a long-shot. Money would be lost to aforementioned Uber services, guests would travel less, which results in less money spent at other destinations on property, operations would become significantly less efficient- collecting bus fare and swiping cards...

Perhaps it could have been like that a decade ago, but they stalled on making the other four movies in the Percy Jackson franchise and now it’s too late to compete as a blockbuster in the style of Harry Potter.

“Why don’t we do a Disney concert? Everyone loves Disney music,” sounds like joke dialogue that someone around here would write to mock one of the Bobs. But this man actually said it.

You’re telling me! After a full 20 years, those asteroids finally did some real damage.

It makes me wonder how someone who previously understood the company so well could even make those types of moves. I know about all the Disney War drama and stuff, but he so obviously “got it” and then dropped off. The same person who approved WoL and ToT also approved DCA and Dino-Rama. How?

Perhaps they fear that if they made it any more expensive people might expect them to start fixing things with it.

How dare they make Everest the cheapest tier! So insulting😤

“I am inevitable.” -Bob Chapek, 2021.

Perhaps the train should sprout wings and fly to Fantasyland instead.

Must be the new descent sequence to replace the whole “welcome to your future” bit. Budget cuts, budget cuts…😏

How tone-deaf.