News Disneyland to give Snow White’s Scary Adventures dark ride a major facelift in 2020

[MisterPenguin]

Oh gosh…

Disneyland's updated Snow White ride draws backlash over sleeping kiss

The theme park in Anaheim, California reopened on Friday after shutting down for more than a year in the pandemic, and featured a significant overhaul of the classic Snow White ride.

www.dailymail.co.uk

It's just more Potato Head / Seuss overreaction.

Most theme park elites here are criticizing it for the pacing at the end, not for destroying Western Civilization.


Yet.

 

[The Aracuan Bird]

Sigh.....

The girl is DEAD!!! Fine, under a curse of sleeping death.

See, this it's crap like this that gives 'wokeness' a bad name and distracts society from meaningful issues that need addressing.

Political correctness has just become another subject to flaunt one’s ego.

 

[George Lucas on a Bench]

Snow White becomes Woke when Prince Charming kisses her corpse without consent

 

[Castle Cake Apologist]

Snow White becomes Woke when Prince Charming kisses her corpse without consent

Loving the new avatar.

 

[George Lucas on a Bench]

Of course, this is all after the Dwarves spent hours re-assembling her body after it exploded from an apple.

 

[MoonRakerSCM]

SJWs need to have a hand in every aspect of existence... Listening to the radio during lunch now, they're talking about disneyland... AS WELL as snow white's lack of wokeness. It's inescapable and has to ruin every single friggin' topic these days.

But hey, don't you DARE think of being dismissive about it... Everything in the world needs to be elevated to push a political agenda to make people feel better about themselves.

Now then... In other words... I recall being impressed with a particular screen in Alice that the animation tracks with the vehicle as it rounds a curve (imitating what layered wooden panels would do as you pass them). Anything like that in this?

I remember the avatar river boat was smash hit and miss with me... A couple screens were pretty bad, but I seem to remember a waterfall mixed with babbling water in front of it looking spectacular and the best use of screens I had yet to see.

 

[PiratesMansion]

It's the Daily Mail. A publication whose default is tabloid trash designed solely to outrage people needlessly. No one should take anything they say seriously.

 

[chadwpalm]

It's the Daily Mail. A publication whose default is tabloid trash designed solely to outrage people needlessly. No one should take anything they say seriously.

They've built their article around the SFGate one which they link to in paragraph 5. I'm sure they won't be the last tabloid/newspaper/blog that references it for clicks.

 

[George Lucas on a Bench]

It's the Daily Mail. A publication whose default is tabloid trash designed solely to outrage people needlessly.

Isn't that like all of them these days?

 

[PiratesMansion]

They've built their article around the SFGate one which they link to in paragraph 5. I'm sure they won't be the last tabloid/newspaper/blog that references it for clicks.

Even so, the fact that they're running with it should be a sign that it's not to be taken seriously.

 

[The Aracuan Bird]

Isn't that like all of them these days?

Yes.

 

[Okee68]

The apparent abundance of ess-jay-dubyas complaining about the ending of a literal fairy tale is just another reason why the 1971 WDW ride was the ideal CHAD version of Snow White. No pretty, problematic princesses or princes anywhere to be found, just the Witch trying to kill you mercilessly.

 

[George Lucas on a Bench]

You know, if people are going to complain about the kissing bit and demand it be removed for SJW reasons, it just makes me actually like it.

 

[mickEblu]

What does SJW mean?

 

[George Lucas on a Bench]

Snow Justice White

 

[BayouShack]

Snow "Jennifer" White

Spoiler

[Social Justice Warrior]

 

[The Aracuan Bird]

What does SJW mean?

Super Jumbo Waffle

 

[Californian Elitist]

What does SJW mean?

It actually stands for “social justice warrior.” It’s an acronym/phrase commonly used by right-leaning folks to describe people, usually left-leaning, who express opinions on social topics that favor some sort of change.

 

[George Lucas on a Bench]

I have a newfound appreciation for this scene.

Maybe the best update ever? I hope it stays around forever.

 

[MoonRakerSCM]

Man, the world would be such a better place if it were super jumbo waffles... Now I want me some waffles.