Hot Dogs or Turkey Legs

[Pumbas Nakasak]

Which one would make the best close quarter weapon in a fight over Q jumping?

 

[MaryJaneP]

Which one would make the best close quarter weapon in a fight over Q jumping?

"Most" Hot Dogs lack the bone and grease that make the Turkey Leg a superior weapon.

 

[Disneydreamer23]

Turkey Leg for sure!

 

[MinnieM123]

Food fight! Turkey leg wins.

 

[Hakunamatata]

Churros.

 

[LostPrincessKarleigh]

Depends on the toppings on the hot dog. Bare? Nah. Ketchup, mustard, AND onions? Get the line jumpers!!!

 

[Marc Gil]

You can whack people with a Turkey Leg like a club, but whacking people with a hot dog might look a little...uh... "suggestive".

As far as taste goes, I still have to go with the Turkey Leg. I find hot dogs repulsive....

 

[Tom]

Beat them with a turkey leg while enjoying a hot dog.

 

[HouCuseChickie]

Can't we also include the pork shank at Gaston's? I mean, it just sounds so much better to be able to shank someone.

 

[Tom Morrow]

#hotdogsorlegs ??

http://hot-dog-legs.tumblr.com/

 

[ggaffiganu]

Turkey Leg for sure!

 

[Bairstow]

There's no need for violence.
Simply applying firm yet gentle pressure with a greasy turkey leg should be enough to make most line jumpers leave the queue.

 

[Patrick_Ears]

Wait what, a weapon fight????

Why would i waist that awesome turkey leg in a fight. lol

 

[FettFan]

I'd use my turkey leg.

Because it would be awkward after my victory to brag about how I beat back the line jumpers with my wiener.

 

[Glasgow]

Go ahead and give them the hotdog which will send them running off to the bathroom to be sick. Problem solved.

 

[momprincess]

Turkey legs, cause they are so yummy

 

[GenerationX]

Do I really want to waste $11.95 stopping a line jumper?

And shouldn't the super high-tech magic bands be automatically detecting line jumpers and zapping the crap out of them?

 

[MrDee]

Excellent friggin' question! But I will not answer it.....element of surprise, my friend.....element of surprise.

 

[acishere]

I blind them with lemonade.

 

[Csmith041177]

Dear lord do I love Turkey Legs and Hot Dogs.....