No. was all that? Did they just decide to cram every random idea they had into it?
What didn't I like?
Oh, let's bring back Barbossa from they dead! Now Jack's turn! Oh, by the way, we're going to have a big pirate weekend retreat, I suggest you be there! Look, we have pirates from all over the world, nevermind characterization, we've got the stereotypes down there for you! Oh, look, it's Jack's daddy! Lizzy's a captain now, like, omg, now way! Point, wait, there's a point to this movie? Ah, right, that guy that drinks tea, he's bad, right? Ah! He's dead now, all's good. Wait, Will is now the cursed captain of the flying dutchman, ack! that's gotta' put a damper on the honeymoon plans. Oh, btw, govy swan and norrington are dead. Shame 'bout that. Ah! This'll work. Nevermine trimming the crap and fixing the logic gaps and, you know, making it a bit more clear and comprehensible, let's shove this on screen. Oh, and thrown in some long battle scenes! And the sequel setup! Gotta have that!
