quick funny story (not gonna be quick, but i need to try)
Went to the mall with one of my roommates like three weeks before christmas... he's had a gf just as long as me... we look around the mall for a good 2 hours and have no ideas... ready to leave and we were parked at Macys so he says "lets look at perfume on the way out..." so... i told him i bought allie Curve a few years ago and she loved it so I'd show it to him...
we get to macys, curve doesnt have a sample bottle, i make the mistake of asking someone if they have any samples... she says "no, but I'll gladly make one for you.." So then she does and she attacks me for like 10 minutes showing me like 10 different other perfumes... and my buddy is laughing cuz she isnt even looking at him and he knows I'm gonna end up buying something cuz I'm THAT kid...
So finally I get rid of her and he's like "ohhhhhh man I thought you were done!" so we keep looking and we fight off like 4 more woman... they're popping up from everywhere, dropping from the ceiling, you name it...
So finally I'm like "dude lets just go" so we're leaving and he sees a Ralph Lauren stand... and stops to smell, then we smell Dulce & Gabana and he's like "wow i like both of these..."
and right then some women comes outta NOWHERE and she's like "WHICH TWO?!?!?!" and we say which two and she goes on a tangent about Ralph Lauren Romance and how its the best smelling fragarence they have and everyone wants it and they just got this new package... one time shipping (actually turned out to be true) that everyone will want and will go fast... and she's just going nuts. She has us hooked on every word... she's saying things like "so this package has your big bottle which over on the wall is $69.50... and this package is $69.50... so you get with this large bottle also a small bottle that will fit perfectly in her purse..." and I'm like OHH MY GOD ALLIE HAS A PURSE!!!!! "... and there's body wash for her when she showers..." NO WAY... ALLIE SHOWERS!!! "... and it has (enter ridiculously unrealistic sounding science word here) which makes the scent last even longer so she only has to apply once daily!" ALLIE WANTS TO SMELL GOOD ALL DAY!!! "...also the product is called romance... what girl doesn't love romance???" ALLIE LIKES ROMANCE!!!!!!!!!! This product is perfect!!!
oh wait... no money yet... getting paid this weekend
Well, I look over and my buddy is clearly thinking the same things I am... we both know we've been owned, but we're still all about the perfume... so he's like "I'LL DO IT!!!" he buys it, goes up to the cashier, she tells the lady to ring him in and she just sits there and watches while the other like 6 women are all standing around like "we got em!" and the women keeps going on me and I'm finally like...
"ahhhhhhhhhh Chris... let me use your credit card I'll pay you back this weekend?"
We walked out of macys with our heads down and with matching bags... knowing we got abused...
I called my mom and just said "mom... i just got owned by a saleswoman."
I checked online... Ralph Lauren Romance got a 9.5 outta 10 rating from like 150 ratings... i felt better then
and Allie LOVED it...