I watched it now. Definitely a hot mess.
I think this was an eye opening demonstration of the heart of the problem: these people aren't story tellers. Or at least they suck at it.
People will tell you that the great Imagineers were all storytellers.
From that perspective, this should be the softball assignment, the easy one. Make a film that incorporates water spritzes, a fog cannon, and an animatronic being spoken to in the corner. It's a video and the number of effects have been greatly diminished. Compared to stuff like retrofitting Splash Mountain (there's still no excuse for Tiana's sucking, but I can at least acknowledge it was a tough assignment) this should be a breeze.
Just tell a story with a few effects.
But they seem to have bungled everything in a wide variety of ways. The effects are forced or don't make sense, the plot is nonsense, everything about it is bad. Has anyone in here mentioned how a whole day passes in the video while we sit there for ten minutes?
The only good thing about this is that it makes me appreciate It's Tough to Be a Bug more.
Also, this is me, about ten months ago saying complaining about puns isn't funny:
Same for if any character refuses to sing or otherwise makes an "ugh singing" comment.
They actually did this.
At this point if you told me that part of the Imagineer hiring process was asking if you have ever made anyone laugh in your entire life and then immediately rejecting you if you say yes, I would believe you.