I don't think anyone's genuinely been hating on Universal in this thread. I'm very much looking forward to the new coaster and Epic, and I imagine most are.
You’re right, the cynicism is more over in the main Epic thread of the Univerasal Orlando section of this board. There are people over there seemingly rooting for Epic to fail, cheering every blunder. It’s so dumb.
In bringing up Viper, the intent was to allude to a difference between old school and new school intensity. Viper is a great representation of old school intensity, where it's all about the raw power of the experience, made all the more potent by the imperfect, pre-computer engineering. Viper is one of the last example of rides like that built-among the last that survive, anyway.
Whereas something like Velocicoaster is new school intensity. It is intense, but the coaster is engineered in such a way that the experience is smooth and relatively frictionless compared to the rides of old. Both have their time and place, and I'm sure sooner or later Viper will join all of its megalooping siblings in the great coaster park in the sky. That's why I'm happy it's still around, and I hope I get to ride it at least a few more times before it inevitably departs.
I totally got what you were saying, and it’s exactly how I look at it too. I love the perfectly engineered new school intensity; feels like we’ve entered an exciting new era. For that reason, I’m stoked for Stardust Racers, which I hear is a smooth, airtime machine.
There is something wild and unpredictable about the old school intensity that I will miss, though. Of course, it’s worth noting that during my Viper grey-out visit to MM last year, Twisted Colossus had a 2.5 hour wait and Viper was a walk-on. Speaks for itself.
I don't think I was suggesting that bare coasters were always prohibited in themed environments. Just that putting Velocicoaster where they did kind of mucked up sightlines in that specific area.
Is it the worst thing ever? No (What HRRR and the Transformers building have done to the Studio park next door is much worse IMO). Am I personally bothered by it? Not really, I would much rather have Velocicoaster and the current sitelines than what was there before. But I don't think it's overreaching to say that it's not the cleanest looking visual in the world.
Agreed re: USF. What eyesores. That park has lost so much of its charm.
Regarding Velocicoaster… I’m a huge IOA fan. Prior to Velocicoaster, I loved the view of the park from the edge of Port of Entry — seeing the majesty of the Jurassic Park Discovery Center directly across the lake, surrounded by lushness.
It has really declined over the years. Forbidden Journey is a fantastic ride, but the show building’s visibility was a real sightline blunder (also very avoidable). Velocicoaster fully obliterated the tastefulness of that view. It’s chaos now, with this huge black coaster messing up the forced perspective and obscuring the lovely back side of Hogsmeade village. The park feels smaller, with less depth, than it used to.
I’m sure I’m in the minority here, not only for finding IOA beautiful back in the day (some people will find it crazy I referred to the Discovery Center as “majestic”) but also for having any sort of ambivalence about Velocicoaster. It’s an outstanding coaster and fills the back of the park with kinetic energy. It’s so popular. And parts of it do really blend seamlessly with the Jurassic Park land and are awe-inspiring to watch. At the end of the day, I’m with you; I’d rather have Velocicoaster than not have it. But… there is a part of me that might’ve preferred Jurassic Park when it was quiet and lush and mysterious, and preferred IOA when its sightlines were more deliberate and protected. It’s a trade-off.
have not actually been back to DHS since Slinky Dog was built, so I have yet to see it in person. It does look tacky based only on pictures I've seen IMO.
It’s perfectly fine, IMO. Not the best themed attraction ever, but it’s acceptable for what it is.
If I have any frustration with Universal, or to be more specific, discussions about Universal in the past 3-4 years or so, is that it seems like there are two main thoughts, and only two main thoughts, that people express about Universal over that time period:
1.) (when Universal does something good) "See, SEE!!! Look at that! Universal's doing amazing and making Disney look bad! Universal rules and Disney drools!"
OR
2.) (when any criticism of Universal is offered at all) "Well what do you expect, they're not Disney, of COURSE it's going to have __________ (insert less good element here)! Be reasonable!"
#1 is insufferable and not worth anyone’s time. But #2 should be pointed out and refuted whenever expressed. I like to think I hold them both to similar standards, but maybe I’m blind to some of my biases.
The thing is, Universal and Disney often set out to do different things. So a 1:1 comparison is not always possible.
Like, if Disney changes a lightbulb to a slightly different hue, it's treated like Disney did it on purpose because Disney KNEW how you and/or the fanbase felt about the lightbulb so OF COURSE they had to screw it up to spite you and all fans, just because they could and they wanted to show that they were smarter than all you dumb fans!!111 But if people say anything remotely negative about Universal, especially if a sweet new ride and/or theme park just opened that might help punish Disney for its real or perceived sins, people rush to defend them and give them all the benefit of the doubt in the world.
I might push back a little here. Lightbulbs, I hear you. But recently Disney has been making decisions that do kind of suggest they DGAF — or at least don’t know what they’re doing. They’re paving the Rivers of America. They put minimal effort into their Splash replacement. They dropped a bomb on Epcot, spent 5 years moving dirt around and achieved essentially nothing noteworthy. WDI’s leadership seems lost.
Meanwhile (right or wrong) it’s still kind of easy to see Universal as the scrappy underdog eagerly building fun new parks and attractions. This isn’t reality, but I can understand the impulse, and why people view and judge the companies so differently at this moment. Disney is so powerful and dominant; why couldn’t they have invested more money and resources into Tiana’s Bayou Adventure? Again, it’s not correct to hold the companies to wildly different standards, but I understand being particularly critical of Disney at this moment.
But really, it goes both ways. This is ancient history at this point, but when Diagon Alley opened, Disney stans pointed to Gringotts’ few-weeks delayed opening as evidence Universal was in over its head (they’re doing the same thing now with Epic’s issues). But where were they when Rise was delayed 9 months?
It’s all so dumb. I am going to continue taking the very very brave stance of loving all fun theme park nonsense and cheering for every quality project, like Rise and Secret Life of Pets and Adventureland Treehouse and Cosmic Rewind and Monsters Unchained.