You might be a redneck at WDW if...

[B-Ball Vol]

-you can't believe that RC cola & Moonpies aren't on the Dinin' Plan

-you burn up because you actually have to wear a shirt

-there are an inordinate amount of pictures of your family on other people's cameras

 

[Uncle Lupe]

You yell, Getttt RRRRRR' Dooonnneee!! at every rope drop.

 

[NedLand]

You are disappointed that Jesus wasn't riding any of the dinosaurs in UOE.

 

[copcarguyp71]

You bring a backpack to WDW so you can set up a hunting camp at Tom Sawyer Island.

You decide to jump ship and "wrastle a gator" on the jungle cruise

 

[sublimesting]

You lay claim to Tom Sawyer Island and instead off lookin' for a worthless paintbrush you take to lookin' fer the 'stil. (I didn't see the above post when I wrote mine)

You threaten to put a lawsuit on someone after every ride.

On Kilamanjar Safari you just assume you are on the poacher's side.

You try to pull Tigger's head off and get punched.

You actually do somethin' 'bout that Brazilian issue.

You somehow get bottle rockets into the park.

 

[Uncle Lupe]

At every live music event you request Freebird.

Thought the Country Bear show was dinner theater like Chuck E. Cheese

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5qfXHtkIWM

 

[sublimesting]

Funny thread yes. But what if was about blacks ,Muslims,northerners,anyone from overseas,Canucks,gays, democrats,republicans,any sport team etc.
Everyone would be yelling racist or hate monger etc.

Not really. You can't help those things but the rednecks and Republicans bring it on themselves.

 

[Bravo 229]

You refer to the streetomosphere characters in Frontierland as 'city folks'

 

[kaos]

best thread ever!!! Laughed my butt off! Absolutely the best 30 minutes I've killed today yet!

 

[mickeymaniacs]

If you look at Cinderella and say " Sure would be great to be her brother"

that's nasty!

 

[Phineas]

If you have a beard that makes Dreamfinder's look like mere five o'clock shadow.

 

[ThinkTink721]

...if you stop every 5 minutes to take a smoking break
...if you use a motorized wheelchair just to get on the rides more quickly
...if you have a turkey leg for dinner

 

[NewfieFan]

Funny thread yes. But what if was about blacks ,Muslims,northerners,anyone from overseas,Canucks,gays, democrats,republicans,any sport team etc.
Everyone would be yelling racist or hate monger etc.

Rednecks aren't the only ones made fun of... ever heard a Newfie joke (we tell 'em ourselves)! :lol:

 

[trr1]

when wandering the queue at Expedition Everest, you say hi to the Yeti because its your mother-in-law

 

[gerryu21220]

Rednecks aren't the only ones made fun of... ever heard a Newfie joke (we tell 'em ourselves)! :lol:

A what joke?

 

[Chevross]

Like Foxworthy says, "Rednecks aren't only found in the South."

 

[ScorpionX]

...if you wonder why Richard Petty is not in The Hall of Presidents.
...if you cannot understand why Jimmy Buffet does not have a segment in Mickey's PhilharMagic.

 

[Cindy'sBruno]

...while riding IASW you jump in the water screamin "look free money!"

 

[wedway71]

When you check into your Disney hotel and you ask if you can get a cheaper room that does not have indoor plumbing... You can just bath in the pool.

 

[powlessfamily4]

You might be a redneck if Country Bear Jamboree reminds you of a family reunion.