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You might be a redneck at WDW if...
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dxwwf3
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If you think a Fast Pass is what happens to you after you eat at the Mexico pavilion.
If Chester and Hester's Dinorama makes you homesick.
If you think the Great Movie Ride will feature the Dukes of Hazard.
If the songs at the Country Bear Jamboree make you cry.
If you wish you had brought your shotgun with you on Kilimanjaro Safaris.
If you lather up with soap and shampoo in the Kali River Rapids queue and hope you go down the drop backwards.
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If a viewing of Stitch's Great Escape CHANGED YOUR LIFE
If Chester and Hester's Dinorama makes you homesick.
If you think the Great Movie Ride will feature the Dukes of Hazard.
If the songs at the Country Bear Jamboree make you cry.
If you wish you had brought your shotgun with you on Kilimanjaro Safaris.
If you lather up with soap and shampoo in the Kali River Rapids queue and hope you go down the drop backwards.
and finally
If a viewing of Stitch's Great Escape CHANGED YOUR LIFE
Wilt Dasney
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You look at a turkey leg and say "Well, I guess it'll do for a bite"
....you take offense to this thread.
FigmentJedi
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Your Doombuggy is on cinderblocks
disneykid23
Member
If when riding the Monorail you think your in a plane for the first time.
FigmentJedi
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You try catching Brer Rabbit over at Splash Mountain but you bring a gun to do it.
imagineer boy
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If you shoot the hopping AA Brer Rabbit on Splash Mountain and try to cook him.
If a CM asks you if WDW releases your inner child and you reply that it doesn't need to, because you just graduated from the first grade last month.
If you steal a CTX rover, take it apart to see how it works, and leave all its spare parts to rust in your front yard.
If the Haunted Mansion reminds you of the upkeep your own house.
If your favourite land is Frontierland
If BTMRR reminds you of the way you drive
If a CM asks you if WDW releases your inner child and you reply that it doesn't need to, because you just graduated from the first grade last month.
If you steal a CTX rover, take it apart to see how it works, and leave all its spare parts to rust in your front yard.
If the Haunted Mansion reminds you of the upkeep your own house.
If your favourite land is Frontierland
If BTMRR reminds you of the way you drive
Wilt Dasney
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If you considered boycotting when you heard they had changed the name of Dixie Landings
If your family's list of "must see" attractions starts with the Richard Petty Experience
If your family's list of "must see" attractions starts with the Richard Petty Experience
Wilt Dasney
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If at least once during every trip, you wonder "Should we have gone to OpryLand instead?"
imagineer boy
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If the burning settlers cabin in Frontierland is your dream home
If the yeti bears striking resemblence to your grandma.
If you kill everyone in sight because you can't bring your six pack of beer in.
If you refer to Mickey as a "Varmit"
If you sit on a rocking chair outside your hotel room and shoot at every passer byer saying "Ooooh get off meh property!"
If you compain to guest relations that there aren't enough out houses in the park.
If the yeti bears striking resemblence to your grandma.
If you kill everyone in sight because you can't bring your six pack of beer in.
If you refer to Mickey as a "Varmit"
If you sit on a rocking chair outside your hotel room and shoot at every passer byer saying "Ooooh get off meh property!"
If you compain to guest relations that there aren't enough out houses in the park.
TTATraveler
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If the Hoop De Doo reminds you of your last Thanksgiving dinner.
If the only place you want to stay on property is Fort Wilderness Campground.
If the only place you want to stay on property is Fort Wilderness Campground.
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