BuzzComplexCM
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There's no chin under Chuck Norris' beard, just another fist.
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LoriMistress
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Just above your post is the links from the Family Guy Chuck Norris (beard as a chin) scenes.
LoriMistress
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Oh, I must add...
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Chuck Norris's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
When life gave Chuck Norris lemons, he used them to kill communists. Chuck Norris hates lemonade.
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Chuck Norris says it’s beef. Then it’s beef.
Superman’s only weakness is Kryptonite. Chuck Norris laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
Simon Says should be renamed Chuck Norris Says because if Chuck Norris says something then you better do it.
When life gave Chuck Norris lemons, he used them to kill communists. Chuck Norris hates lemonade.
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Chuck Norris says it’s beef. Then it’s beef.
Superman’s only weakness is Kryptonite. Chuck Norris laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
Simon Says should be renamed Chuck Norris Says because if Chuck Norris says something then you better do it.
DonmoyerFamily
New Member
Bill Brasky is an 8 foot 2 ton monster who can palm a medicine ball....
he uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel
TO BILL BRASKY!!!!!!!
tigger1968
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:ROFLOL: :ROFLOL: :ROFLOL: :ROFLOL: :ROFLOL:
RustyBridges
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
and my all time favorite.
[SIZE=-1]When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. [/SIZE]
and my all time favorite.
[SIZE=-1]When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. [/SIZE]
tigger1968
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
IROC it
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Chuck Norris wanted to hear ZZ Top on RnR, and they came and played live just for his ride. That's the real reason it was "down." He's coming back in September.
Chuck Norris' favorite ride at EPCOT is SSE... see above point.
Chuck Norris is staying at HM this summer for his yearly hibernation session.
Mexico got a ride "update" because Chuck Norris scared off the people on the old film in the market scene. He round housed that one dude at the beginning and the rest just ran away.
The rumored new "e-ticket" at Epcot is code named "The Chuck."
Chuck Norris is personally overseeing the Wand's demolition. He will administer one kick, after which the demo crew will take down the fractured, shattered remains.
The poachers on Kilimanjaro Safaris? Yep. Chuck Norris over heard their plans. End of plot.
The AA of Hopper in ITTBAB? Let's just say Chuck Norris hates Hopper.
The real reason AA's were developed for the Jungle Cruise is because Chuck Norris killed off the live animals with his glare.
Even though many joke about SSE looking like a golf ball, they don't realize that Chuck Norris actually held still during it's construction as they modeled the entire structure after part of his anatomy. It's believe to be the "left one."
The "star" that Jiminey Cricket sings about is Chuck Norris.
Tinkerbell's motivation to get across that span from the castle's top spire to the buildings along Main Street is a brief glimpse of a signed Chuck Norris 8x10 glossy.
How do you think Goofy got so Goofy? Chuck Norris punched him... halfway.
20kLUTS was buried when Chuck Norris jumped off the Dumbo ride.
On the GMR, Sigourney Weaver's "Ripley" AA is actually looking out for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris carved the Tree of Life... with the toenail on his left pinky toe using a series of roundhouses.
Typhoon Lagoon got most of it's water as a result of the 20kLUTS burial when Chuck Norris jumped off the Dumbo ride.
Every water-on-fire effect at every Disney Park worldwide is fueled by the passion for justice that is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the Magic used in Fantasmic.
I'm done.
Chuck Norris' favorite ride at EPCOT is SSE... see above point.
Chuck Norris is staying at HM this summer for his yearly hibernation session.
Mexico got a ride "update" because Chuck Norris scared off the people on the old film in the market scene. He round housed that one dude at the beginning and the rest just ran away.
The rumored new "e-ticket" at Epcot is code named "The Chuck."
Chuck Norris is personally overseeing the Wand's demolition. He will administer one kick, after which the demo crew will take down the fractured, shattered remains.
The poachers on Kilimanjaro Safaris? Yep. Chuck Norris over heard their plans. End of plot.
The AA of Hopper in ITTBAB? Let's just say Chuck Norris hates Hopper.
The real reason AA's were developed for the Jungle Cruise is because Chuck Norris killed off the live animals with his glare.
Even though many joke about SSE looking like a golf ball, they don't realize that Chuck Norris actually held still during it's construction as they modeled the entire structure after part of his anatomy. It's believe to be the "left one."
The "star" that Jiminey Cricket sings about is Chuck Norris.
Tinkerbell's motivation to get across that span from the castle's top spire to the buildings along Main Street is a brief glimpse of a signed Chuck Norris 8x10 glossy.
How do you think Goofy got so Goofy? Chuck Norris punched him... halfway.
20kLUTS was buried when Chuck Norris jumped off the Dumbo ride.
On the GMR, Sigourney Weaver's "Ripley" AA is actually looking out for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris carved the Tree of Life... with the toenail on his left pinky toe using a series of roundhouses.
Typhoon Lagoon got most of it's water as a result of the 20kLUTS burial when Chuck Norris jumped off the Dumbo ride.
Every water-on-fire effect at every Disney Park worldwide is fueled by the passion for justice that is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the Magic used in Fantasmic.
I'm done.
DisneyPirate85
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DANG...was laughing so hard bout p'd myself...UH OH :lookaroun SORRY MR. Norris wasn't laughing at you just the thread.:zipit:
Wilt Dasney
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Chuck Norris read this thread and said "Why are they making me out to be such a wuss?"
:ROFLOL:
lilmizpixie3
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Haha im glad this thread was made to good use :ROFLOL:
Jungle Skipper
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The OP didn't see Chuck Norris at WDW...Chuck Norris graced the OP with his presence.
And after seeing Live Free or Die Hard last night, its official, if Bruce Willis and Chuck Norris ever team up, the world will officially end.
Cheers,
Josh
And after seeing Live Free or Die Hard last night, its official, if Bruce Willis and Chuck Norris ever team up, the world will officially end.
Cheers,
Josh
Pumbas Nakasak
Heading for the great escape.
Someone with measles?
LoriMistress
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*** down!
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*** down!
LoriMistress
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Okay, NOW I have to buy this:
CoffeeJedi
Active Member
The end of Chuck Norris's boot is the REAL wildest ride in the wilderness.
In addition to the heat, cold, and corrosion rooms, the Belgian blocks, and the hill climb, the newest hazard to be added to Test Track is Chuck Norris. So far, no car has come back from the ride.
In addition to the heat, cold, and corrosion rooms, the Belgian blocks, and the hill climb, the newest hazard to be added to Test Track is Chuck Norris. So far, no car has come back from the ride.