Guess who I spotted?!?!

[LoriMistress]

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.


Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it s*x if the woman survives.

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

 

[mbly]

Chuck Norris can drown a fish!

 

[mbly]

Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin!

 

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Chuck Norris can pop a wheelie on a unicycle!

 

[DMC-12]

The Carnataurus runs away from the time rover when Chuck Norris is on board.

Chuck Norris round house kicks the rocket rods every day to start them up.

Chuck Norris was so thirsty one day... that he drank all the IASW water and asked for more. Brave man.

Chuck Norris has a real pair of Yeti hands he likes to wear, not those fake ones you can get in the Everest gift shop.

When Chuck Norris is watching the Festival of the Lion King, there are elephant, giraffe, warthog or Chuck Norris sections. In the Chuck Norris section you get up and round house kick the people in the other sections for audience participation.


...thats all I got. :lol:

 

[Pumbas Nakasak]

All wimps when compared to Mr Smeaton A true Scottish patriot.

http://www.johnsmeaton.com/










buy the way this is Scottish humour.

 

[bhg469]

The ToT elevator is really standing still, chuck norris is just lifting the building 13 stories into the air.

Wen the ride went through its first re-hab disney used the phrase "now with more terror" because people were too scared to ride when they used the origional slogan "now with more chuck norris"

 

[mbly]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door!

 

[Number_6]

Stitch's Great Escape was originally supposed to be Chuck Norris' Great Escape... but it was deemed to frightening for adults.

 

[mbly]

When Chuck Norris gives blood he ask's for a bucket and a gun.

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

Chuck Norris dosn't get sun burned.He burns the sun.

:ROFLOL: