Guess who I spotted?!?!

[Gepettotrevor]

Ha ok....so I was in the Haunted Mansion stretching rooms christmas eve...I turn to my right...and BAM HOLY CRAP CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. I kindly ask him: "excuese me sir, but by any chance are you Chuck Norris". He replied with a "yes." Affter that I just left him alone. Didn't want to bother him. Unfortionately, I didn't get a pic or an autograph...just this verification that he was infact Chuck was enough to keep me happy.

Ha thought u guys might wanna hear about this.

 

[SirNim]

Did you know...

Chuck Norris only looks at zero, and it divides itself!

(BTW... Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter... He roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out. :lookaroun Didn't know if you knew that or not... :lookaroun )

 

[Wilt Dasney]

When Chuck Norris rides the Haunted Mansion, all the ghosts just LAY THE EFF LOW for a while.

Least, that's what I've heard. :shrug:

 

[jmvd20]

I saw Chuck Norris on TV the other night...

I guess he goes to WDW after he does his late night info-mercials.

 

[artvandelay]

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer...too bad he's never cried.

 

[SirNim]

Who decapitated Madame Leota with a single karate chop blow to the neck?

Ha? :lookaroun

 

[Rayray]

Chuck Norris drinks Beverly by the gallon... and likes it.

 

[Pirate665]

Ask Chuck Norris the the time and he'll say 2 seconds. 2 seconds to what? Bam, roundhouse kick to your head!

>Steve

 

[WDWKat26]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice.

 

[Tom Morrow]

The stretching room you see is actually just Chuck Norris's imagination.

 

[TimeTrip]

When Chuck Norris takes a shower, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

 

[Hummer1676]

Dang.. the gloves come off for Chuck Norris jokes. haha. Should have started a Chuck Norris thread.

 

[tigger1968]

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

 

[tigger1968]

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

 

[tigger1968]

I'll stop now....:lookaroun

www.chucknorrisfacts.com

 

[FloridaPhill]

I thought all these things were only said about me :shrug:

Keep going guys these are brilliant.

P.S. Well Done OP seeing Chuck Norris in Disney, the most famous one I ever saw there was Mickey Mouse

 

[Nebrfan]

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't go up. The earth goes down.

 

[k.hunter30]

Chuck Norris drinks Beverly by the gallon... and likes it.

Love it!:lol:

 

[palmage]

Chuck Norris makes Sylvester Stallone look like an Oscar winner.

 

[MickeyTigg]

Chuck Norris was quiet when you talked to him because he was afraid Jack Bauer would find him and kick his butt.