Zombie Problems

[Pumbas Nakasak]

Suck the eyes from attacking zombies using a Black & Decker
"Dustbuster." The zombies will then wander aimlessly and can be
dispatched by the more usual methods at a more leisurely pace.

 

[unkadug]

braaaaaains

 

[dopey]

Darn you to heck, where were you with this information LAST NIGHT?!!!!!!!!!! Too late now.

 

[unkadug]

Darn you to heck, where were you with this information LAST NIGHT?!!!!!!!!!! Too late now.

mmmm, braaaains.....

 

[Pumbas Nakasak]

Creatures of the night

Whilst in bed protect yourself from vampires and werewolves by hiding
under the covers.

 

[unkadug]

Whilst in bed protect yourself from vampires and werewolves by hiding
under the covers.

That used to be good advice, until the development of the I.A.V.W. (the International Association of Vampires and Werewolves)

The IAVW now provides access to infrared night vision googles to the underprivileged monsters of the world.