Worst Disney ads/videos

[Cheekylittlerobot]

What's the worst you've ever seen? This is mine:

I saw this old compilation recently and it kinda speaks for itself:

Some of the video is cut by the person who posted it but still...what the heck happened there

Things wrong with this video:

Why were they not advertising the popular attractions in a more interesting way, like Body Wars had like 5 seconds of screen time. Why?

Speaking of which, why did they do a voice over for Buzzy instead of using the source audio? Also, why does he suddenly have a female voice..?

Also speaking for which, Figment hit puberty hard in that video...oof.

"We are Canadians". OK..? Sure.

I know it was the 80's but, why is unscrambling your face fun? No one goes to Disney to solve puzzles...

5,000 other things I don't feel like typing right now.

 

[TwilightZone]

What's the worst you've ever seen? This is mine:

I saw this old compilation recently and it kinda speaks for itself:

Some of the video is cut by the person who posted it but still...what the heck happened there

Things wrong with this video:

Why were they not advertising the popular attractions in a more interesting way, like Bondy Wars had like 5 seconds of screen time. Why?

Speaking of which, why did they do a voice over for Buzzy instead of using the source audio? Also, why does he suddenly have a female voice..?

Also speaking for which, Figment hit puberty hard that video...oof.

"We are Canadians". OK..? Sure.

I know it was the 80's but, why is unscrambling your face fun? No one goes to Disney to solve puzzles...

5,000 other things I don't feel like typing right now.

The full video is a mess

but it's not nearly as bad as BARBIE'S BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION

condensed version made by the same people that made the video you linked

Edit: Oh I feel like I should put what is wrong with the video, but I will make it a spoiler to not ruin the surprise

Spoiler

. Barbie's friends over acting, dear God, not only are they bad at acting, but they are louder than any character on the disney channel wishes to be.
. The awkward scenes where the friends meet and do arts with cast members.
. The fact it goes behind the scenes of the show, but still acts like the barbie characters are real. If they wanted to do behind the scenes they should have done two different tapes to not break the illusion and break the hearts of millions of little girls everywhere who think barbie is a real person.

 

[Cheekylittlerobot]

The full video is a mess

but it's not nearly as bad as BARBIE'S BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION

condensed version made by the same people that made the video you linked

Edit: Oh I feel like I should put what is wrong with the video, but I will make it a spoiler to not ruin the surprise

Spoiler

. Barbie's friends over acting, dear God, not only are they bad at acting, but they are louder than any character on the disney channel wishes to be.
. The awkward scenes where the friends meet and do arts with cast members.
. The fact it goes behind the scenes of the show, but still acts like the barbie characters are real. If they wanted to do behind the scenes they should have done two different tapes to not break the illusion and break the hearts of millions of little girls everywhere who think barbie is a real person.

I think the Barbie one is worse in its full version. The Epcot one is simply kind of boring when actually in context, but the lame voiceovers are still confusing.

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

I don't call them the worst...I'd call them a Guilty Pleasure..And do I got a few....

First off..."Welcome To the World" A tv special all about the Grand Opening of Space Mountain........An hour long musical/comedic special and the Last 9 mins are all for the Reason they went there to see the opening of Space Mountian.....What the Heck?

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

Next is the Grand opening of Captain EO.....Another hour long Special for the opening of the Movie out in Disneyland in 1986.......It has a bunch of Musical guests......But, none of them being Michael Jackson.......Oooookaaayy...

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

While not an Advertisement...This was a segment on the 1992 Disney Easter Parade and it's cringeworthy to say the least...The Splash Mountain Rap....

 

[TwilightZone]

While not an Advertisement...This was a segment on the 1992 Disney Easter Parade and it's cringeworthy to say the least...The Splash Mountain Rap....

Well at least now I know where the rap part of zip a dee do dah on the disneyland sing a long songs tape comes from.

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

The full video is a mess

Edit: Oh I feel like I should put what is wrong with the video, but I will make it a spoiler to not ruin the surprise

Spoiler

. Barbie's friends over acting, dear God, not only are they bad at acting, but they are louder than any character on the disney channel wishes to be.
. The awkward scenes where the friends meet and do arts with cast members.
. The fact it goes behind the scenes of the show, but still acts like the barbie characters are real. If they wanted to do behind the scenes they should have done two different tapes to not break the illusion and break the hearts of millions of little girls everywhere who think barbie is a real person.

Thank goodness they'll never do one for Starlord's Birthday! Because it makes as much sense having that show in the American Gardens Theater..

 

[TwilightZone]

Thank goodness they'll never do one for Starlord's Birthday! Because it makes as much sense having that show in the American Gardens Theater..

I can't wait until little girls start screaming around epcot about starlord's totally fabulous birthday.