This is my plan for fixing the movies (please don't reply about management production costs e.t.c. as I have no idea whats going on and I'd rather just talk about the films themselves)
1a. Similar to the arguement about disney rides, these are polarising the market. The classics bring adults and children together with something they can all enjoy. This needs to be fixed.
1b. The way this is done nowadays is by using comedy which is the universal uniter.
2a. The jokes are sometimes inappropriate e.g. on the trailer for 'Home on the Range' there was a joke about "Yeah they're real so quit staring" (a cow referring to her own udders). What the hell is going on! Since when does Disney do jokes about breast enhancement???!!!!
2b. Speaking of that trailer, I didn't laugh once. And simply I am not going to see a film which doesn't even make me chuckle.
2c. The plots have become tamer. Once the conclusion meant love, defeating a truly evil villain , and restoring a kingdom. As far as I can make out there is no love, a villian of a Warner Bros. Short proportions, and saving a farm. A farm. No magic just a stinkin farm!!!
2d. The villian himself is 2 dimensional, boring and hes evil plot is...well I really can't remember.
I realise this has become a dig at 'Home on the Range' (Which has shamelessly used animals as they believe this is the 'winning formula' as Lion King was. I disagree) Anyhoo these points can be used for most recent failures.
Treasure Planet-Disney went back to using classic stories as with the little mermaid. But clearly this wasn't the secret.
Brother Bear- Used magic to see if this is what the audience wanted-it wasn't.
In a closing metaphor, Walt had a secret recipe which had satisfied hungry moviegoers for years. When he died he kept his recipe with him. As Eisner and others have tried to recreate this with the same ingredients but end up failing.
1a. Similar to the arguement about disney rides, these are polarising the market. The classics bring adults and children together with something they can all enjoy. This needs to be fixed.
1b. The way this is done nowadays is by using comedy which is the universal uniter.
2a. The jokes are sometimes inappropriate e.g. on the trailer for 'Home on the Range' there was a joke about "Yeah they're real so quit staring" (a cow referring to her own udders). What the hell is going on! Since when does Disney do jokes about breast enhancement???!!!!
2b. Speaking of that trailer, I didn't laugh once. And simply I am not going to see a film which doesn't even make me chuckle.
2c. The plots have become tamer. Once the conclusion meant love, defeating a truly evil villain , and restoring a kingdom. As far as I can make out there is no love, a villian of a Warner Bros. Short proportions, and saving a farm. A farm. No magic just a stinkin farm!!!
2d. The villian himself is 2 dimensional, boring and hes evil plot is...well I really can't remember.
I realise this has become a dig at 'Home on the Range' (Which has shamelessly used animals as they believe this is the 'winning formula' as Lion King was. I disagree) Anyhoo these points can be used for most recent failures.
Treasure Planet-Disney went back to using classic stories as with the little mermaid. But clearly this wasn't the secret.
Brother Bear- Used magic to see if this is what the audience wanted-it wasn't.
In a closing metaphor, Walt had a secret recipe which had satisfied hungry moviegoers for years. When he died he kept his recipe with him. As Eisner and others have tried to recreate this with the same ingredients but end up failing.