Just wanted to wish @JenniferS a very happy birthday today! I didn't know what to get you for a gift, so I figured I'd go out on a limb this year and do something extra special.
Since it is well established that The Last Jedi is one of your favorite movies of all-time... I figured I'd find out officially what happens next in the saga and reveal it right here, to graciously keep you from living in suspense between now and next December.
So here it is, from the actual Lucasfilm website which I have just hacked into, this is the official script for the first 10-minutes of Star Wars: Episode 9.
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"A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far, Far Away...
*Opening title & spiel rolls*
*On an uncharted planet somewhere, Rey is having another Force vision / conversation with her nemesis, Kylo Ren*
Rey: "Hey, so what have you been up to since the last movie?"
Kylo: "Not much. Just bad guy stuff. What about you?"
Rey: "I'm baking a cake for JenniferS 's birthday, which is today. This would've been a lot easier if Luke was here to fetch me some of that green alien milk."
Kylo: "Oh, that's right. I forgot that was today. The Force has not been strong with her baseball team lately (evil chuckle)".
Rey: "Be nice. So do you want to come help me?"
Kylo: "Sure, why not. I've got nothing better to do. Plus, you'll have to teach me. What is this "birthday" stuff all aboot, eh?"
Rey: "What did you just say?? It's pronounced: "About" not "Aboot"!
Kylo: "No! It is pronounced: "Aboot, eh", not "About"!
Rey: "It's "About"! And the "Eh" at the end is unnecessary!"
Kylo: "It's "ABOOT"! And the "Eh" at the end makes it lighthearted and FUN!!"
Rey: "About!" Kylo: "Aboot, eh." Rey: "About!" Kylo: "Aboot, eh!!." Rey: "ABOUT!" Kylo: "Aboot, eh!!."
Rey: "How are we physically dueling in the snow when we're millions of miles apart having a Force conversation?"
Kylo: "Don't try to bring logic into whatever this is all aboot, eh!"
Rey: "About!!"
Mysterious Voice off-screen: "Uh, guys. I hate to break it to ya, but..."
*Both, Rey and Kylo turn to look*
Jack Dawson: "...It's A Boat."
End Scene.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JenniferS ! Hope your day stays afloat!
Since it is well established that The Last Jedi is one of your favorite movies of all-time... I figured I'd find out officially what happens next in the saga and reveal it right here, to graciously keep you from living in suspense between now and next December.
So here it is, from the actual Lucasfilm website which I have just hacked into, this is the official script for the first 10-minutes of Star Wars: Episode 9.
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"A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far, Far Away...
*Opening title & spiel rolls*
*On an uncharted planet somewhere, Rey is having another Force vision / conversation with her nemesis, Kylo Ren*
Rey: "Hey, so what have you been up to since the last movie?"
Kylo: "Not much. Just bad guy stuff. What about you?"
Rey: "I'm baking a cake for JenniferS 's birthday, which is today. This would've been a lot easier if Luke was here to fetch me some of that green alien milk."
Kylo: "Oh, that's right. I forgot that was today. The Force has not been strong with her baseball team lately (evil chuckle)".
Rey: "Be nice. So do you want to come help me?"
Kylo: "Sure, why not. I've got nothing better to do. Plus, you'll have to teach me. What is this "birthday" stuff all aboot, eh?"
Rey: "What did you just say?? It's pronounced: "About" not "Aboot"!
Kylo: "No! It is pronounced: "Aboot, eh", not "About"!
Rey: "It's "About"! And the "Eh" at the end is unnecessary!"
Kylo: "It's "ABOOT"! And the "Eh" at the end makes it lighthearted and FUN!!"
Rey: "About!" Kylo: "Aboot, eh." Rey: "About!" Kylo: "Aboot, eh!!." Rey: "ABOUT!" Kylo: "Aboot, eh!!."
Rey: "How are we physically dueling in the snow when we're millions of miles apart having a Force conversation?"
Kylo: "Don't try to bring logic into whatever this is all aboot, eh!"
Rey: "About!!"
Mysterious Voice off-screen: "Uh, guys. I hate to break it to ya, but..."
*Both, Rey and Kylo turn to look*
Jack Dawson: "...It's A Boat."
End Scene.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JenniferS ! Hope your day stays afloat!
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