what would you jokingly like in SWGE?

[mf1972]

apologies if something like this was posted before. just for laughs, what would you put or like to see in SWGE? it can be anything from an attraction, restaurant, merchandise, etc.
here’s mine...meet & greet with jar jar binks or the sarlacc pit. 1 offers a slow, painful, agonizing experience lasting years...the other one involves falling into a pit. let’s hear yours

 

[AdamNV87]

apologies if something like this was posted before. just for laughs, what would you put or like to see in SWGE? it can be anything from an attraction, restaurant, merchandise, etc.
here’s mine...meet & greet with jar jar binks or the sarlacc pit. 1 offers a slow, painful, agonizing experience lasting years...the other one involves falling into a pit. let’s hear yours

One Man's Hatred Of Sand - The Anakin Skywalker Story: Similar concept to One Man's Dream, only it revolves around Anakin, and why he hates sand.

Spoiler

It's coarse and rough and irritating. And it gets everywhere.

Warning. This attraction contains a high level of fuss.

 

[The Mighty Tim]

A Mr. Spock meet and greet

 

[Heppenheimer]

Cast members who recognize that some guests just want to enjoy the Imagineering aesthetics and don't want to play make-believe.

Actually, I genuinely want that.

But in the spirit of this thread, how about a Rogue One recruiting booth that is actually a real US military recruitment center. Lest people come away from this experience thinking that wars are actually fun.

 

[Mainahman]

The life and times of the Porg species.

 

[AdamNV87]

Every piece of merchandise, from t-shirts, pins, you name it, to include imagery in the likeness and quality of the SW Holiday Special cartoon shorts.

 

[Back!Elbow!Shoulders!]

A Nerf Spinner.

 

[Gainesvillain]

Swiss Family Robinson style Ewok Village. Yes, I know it is the wrong planet, er moon.

 

[AdamNV87]

CM's working in the land must be required to use only Yoda-speak when addressing guests. No exceptions.

 

[WondersOfLife]

A Gonzo/Muppets from Space cameo.

 

[GeneralZod]

Ewok obstacle course.

 

[DryerLintFan]

A Tauntaun nap pod

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

An Osborne Spectacle on Batuu

 

[mf1972]

A Mr. Spock meet and greet

 

["El Gran Magnifico"]

A Batuu Food and Wine Festival. With Galactic Drinking Team t-shirts.

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

Life Day.....

 

[DVC4bestvacations]

Nerf herder petting zoo

 

[StarWarsGirl]

apologies if something like this was posted before. just for laughs, what would you put or like to see in SWGE? it can be anything from an attraction, restaurant, merchandise, etc.
here’s mine...meet & greet with jar jar binks or the sarlacc pit. 1 offers a slow, painful, agonizing experience lasting years...the other one involves falling into a pit. let’s hear yours

I never did find the droids I was looking for.

 

[larryz]

A green milk dispenser that looks like the one Luke used in TLJ.

 

[Beacon Joe]

AT-AT simulator, in which you can take out Ewoks and alliance scum.