Jose: Ole, ole it’s show time.
All birds: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room. In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
Jose: All the birds sing words
Michael: And the flowers croon, in the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room.
Jose: Welcome to our tropical hideaway, you lucky people you. If we weren’t in the show starting right away we’d be in the audience too. Altogether
All birds: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room. In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room.
Jose: All the birds sing words
Michael: And the flowers croon, in the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room.
Fritz: I sing so beautiful, I should sing solo.
Jose: You’re singing so low we can’t hear you.
Pierre: My voice might not be so marvelous, but my profile is out of this world.
Michael: Yea ho, but the trouble is it’s not far enough out of this world. Isn’t that right Herr Smith.
Fritz: Whoo, whoo I see Smith has no hair.
Jose: Me amigos stop the cl__________g, you sound like a bunch of old hens. There’s a lot of birds waiting to go on. For instance
Michael: The boy’s in the back are called macaws.
Jose: Because of their claws?
Michael: No because they macaws, and our fine feathered friend is a jolly toucan, and two can sound better than one toucan can.
Bird chirping
Jose: The bird of paradise is an elegant bird. It likes to be seen, and it loves to be heard. Most little birdies will fly away but the Tiki Room birds are here everyday.
All birds: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room. In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
Jose: All the birds sing words
Michael: And the flowers croon
All birds: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room.
Jose: Our magnificent production is yet to come, so strum the guitar, and beat the drum. We’ve been a hit and we know you adore us so come on and join us in another chorus.
All birds: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room. In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room.
Michael: A little softer
All birds: All the birds sing words and the flowers croon in the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room.
Michael: A little louder
All birds: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room. In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room. All the birds sing words and the flowers croon in the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room.
Jose: Let’s give the little birdies a great big hand.
Pierre: Ye Applaud, applaud.
Michael: Ahh, you down there with both hands.
