What is the worst attraction at the DLR?

[BasiltheBatLord]

Inspired by a sister thread in the WDW forums. (Poll options are just a few attractions I often hear getting bashed around here).

Personally I would say either Astro Orbiter or Autopia. Probably Autopia just because it's such prime real estate and could be used for something much better. I don't care how original of an attraction it is, no theme park in the 21st century should still have a go-kart attraction and expect it to be cool or interesting in the slightest.

 

[SuddenStorm]

Where's Gadget Go Coaster on that list?

 

[BasiltheBatLord]

Where's Gadget Go Coaster on that list?

I actually had it on at first but took it out to make room for "other". Poll responses are limited at 10 unfortunately otherwise I think Tarzan's Treehouse and Pooh would deserve to be up there as well.

 

[mickEblu]

Previously it was Tuck n Roll by a landslide. But now that honor goes to Jumpin Jellyfish

 

[Animaniac93-98]

I'd vote for Pooh.

 

[SuddenStorm]

It's interesting how many ways to approach this. From a pure Disneyland perspective... Astro Orbiter and HMH both fit the bill since they replace a far more iconic version of the attraction. Pooh as well, and Nemo to a slightly lesser extent. If we extend it to "attraction", I'd argue Fantasmic! 2017 but I'm admittedly really biased there.

In terms of literal worst? Basically every ride in Bugs Land... but I guess now we'd have to say Inside Out Emotional Whirlwind even though that isn't open yet.

 

[PiratesMansion]

Chip n' Dale's Treehouse. It's still there in a corner being billed as an attraction for some reason, despite the slides and ball pit being long gone. In fairness, I am not nor have I ever been in the target demographic for this attraction, but really, what is a little kid going to get out of this? A stairway to nowhere with minimal detail and nothing to engage them at any level? To say nothing of any adult who wanders through there. Maybe if you think treehouses are cool, I guess, but then there's a much better one across the park, even if that one, too, is a pale imitation of what was there before.

There are certainly other attractions that are terrible, but I can at least conceive of others getting some kind of value/enjoyment out of all of the others I can think of. Not so with Chip n Dale.

 

[mickEblu]

Chip n' Dale's Treehouse. It's still there in a corner being billed as an attraction for some reason, despite the slides and ball pit being long gone. In fairness, I am not nor have I ever been in the target demographic for this attraction, but really, what is a little kid going to get out of this? A stairway to nowhere with minimal detail and nothing to engage them at any level? To say nothing of any adult who wanders through there. Maybe if you think treehouses are cool, I guess, but then there's a much better one across the park, even if that one, too, is a pale imitation of what was there before.

There are certainly other attractions that are terrible, but I can at least conceive of others getting some kind of value/enjoyment out of all of the others I can think of. Not so with Chip n Dale.

I change my vote to this. I forgot this was still actually listed as an attraction.

 

[THE 1HAPPY HAUNT]

Autopia needs to go or be cut in half since it takes up too much space. take it out and nemo and put in a tron coaster. I say get rid of DCA too since I don't like it at all but if I had to pick a ride from that park i would go with goofys sky coaster or whatever it is called is god awful.

 

[THE 1HAPPY HAUNT]

I change my vote to this. I forgot this was still actually listed as an attraction.

he is right. can I change my vote too? it really is useless at this point.

 

[George Lucas on a Bench]

I believe the area that contains the Autopia also features the monorail, the submarines and at one point the Rocket Rods. So I don't know why everyone wants to get rid of it. We should be preserving that land and reinstalling the Rocket Rods.