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What if Roger Rabbit's Hollywood was opened in 1994 at Disney-MGM Studios part of Sunset Blvd expansion?
Imagining that Roger Rabbit's Hollywood will have a best grand opening event for the guests. Here is my script for the grand opening:
Taken place at Maroon Studios, The cameras and lights are ready for the shooting a new Maroon Cartoons,
the filming crew is about to get ready to shoot the cartoon, as the director gets ready to direct it.
We can see Jessica Rabbit is getting her makeup, as Baby Herman is very upset about Roger Rabbit is very late AGAIN.
DIRECTOR: Alright, let's do this, I don't want to delay the shooting the film now,
places, everyone, places! Mr. Maroon want us a perfect cartoon to be filmed.
BABY HERMAN: Where is that dumb rabbit? HE IS VERY LATE! (smokes his cigars) Come on, this is Hollywood I was talking about.
HE IS ALWAYS BE LATE ALL TIMES, MR. DIRECTOR! IT'S MY CARTOON IS ABOUT TO BE START FILMING, BUT THERE IS NO THAT RABBIT EVERYWHERE!
DIRECTOR: Mr. Herman, be calm, I'm sure Mr. Roger Rabbit is going late in time and.....
ROGER: HOLD ON! I'M COMING, MR. DIRECTOR! Geez, Benny, slow down, you're gonna crash into the traffic!
BENNY: Don't worry, Rog. I'm on right time, pal. My wheels are just keeping smokin'!
Benny speeds past by the Red Car Trolley.
BENNY: Sorry!
Roger was crashing into the filming sets as Roger flies into crashes into the filming lights as he falls into his chair.
BENNY: Sorry, Roger. Now excuse me I'll aheading to find my friend Gus the Bus and aheadin' for the Chinese Theater to watch some movies. Later pal!
Benny speeds off to on the road on the Sunset Blvd streets.
BABY HERMAN: Roger, you dumb Toon rabbit, are you very drunk last night in Santa Monica AGAIN?!
ROGER: Don't be silly, Baby Herman. I'm a Hollywood movie star. I've only to visit Toontown this morning to check Mickey Mouse's his own diner that's all.
My wife, Jessica loves it so much.
BABY HERMAN: Whatever, Okay, I'm ready. ROLL IT!
DIRECTOR: Okay, let's do this, Lights, Cameras, and ACTION!
A Maroon Cartoon theme song plays as Roger Rabbit and Baby Herman's face, A Maroon Cartoon presents logo appears, as the title card says "Baby's UnHappy Birthday".
We will see Mrs. Herman is preparing for Baby Herman's second birthday, as Roger Rabbit is COOKING a birthday cake, as he got burned up by the fire,
as Baby Herman laughs at him.
MRS. HERMAN: Roger, YOU IDIOT! Watch you GOIN'! YOU BURNED MY BABY'S CAKE!
ROGER: Sorry, Mrs. Herman, I won't do it again. I'm promised.
MRS. HERMAN: Don't be stupid, Roger. If you not rebaked in the cake in 30 minutes before my son's birthday. YOU'RE DEAD MEAT FOR OUR DINNER PAL!!
ROGER: (gulps) O-O-O-Okay, p-p-p-p-please don't kill me, I'll do it again. I'll be best baker in the world, in the whole galaxy, or in the whole United States of America.
MRS. HERMAN: Good. I'll aheading to shopping for my baby's birthday. SO DON'T GO ANYWHERE! GOT IT?!
ROGER: (walks to see Baby Herman) Now, Uncle Roger is gonna make your best perfect birthday cake in the world. So be good boy and don't do anything stupid this time okay?
BABY HERMAN: Okay.
Baby Herman sees a ice cream truck cames to visit the neighborhood as he climbs out the crib, and begins to chase after Ice Cream Truck,
as Roger sees Baby Herman is missing, as his eyes bugs out and screaming.
ROGER: Baby Herman! Come back! You're too little to talk to other strangers!
As Roger tries to catch Baby Herman, as he was almost got squashed by the speeding cars, as Baby Herman was almost catch ice cream truck but Roger
catches him, as Baby Herman cries, as he brings him back home.
ROGER: There you are, now now, Baby Herman, you're too little for ice cream. NOW SIT DOWN RIGHT NOW AND BE GOOD BOY!
Now, if you're escaping again, your mother is gonna cook me for tonight. Okay?!
BABY HERMAN: Hm hm.
Baby Herman sees a Toon cat as he licks his tail.
BABY HERMAN: Kitty......
He crawling to hug Kitty, as the cat licks Baby Herman as he hugging him.
ROGER: NOOOO!! Stay away from a stray cat! Your mother is gonna kill me now!
Nice little kitty, your nice owner will gave you a nice fresh milk and....
As the cat scratches Roger too many times, as Roger's body goes slice into the pieces,
as Baby Herman laughs at him, as Baby Herman looks at the presents which his family got him, as he crawling into
the birthday presents as Roger gets up and sees Baby Herman is almost getting his birthday presents early.
ROGER: No please, Baby Herman, DON'T OPEN YOUR PRESENTS YET! YOUR MOTHER TOLD YA NOT TO OPEN AFTER THE BIRTHDAY CAKE!
As he saw the giant jack in the box was opened as he is holding a giant hammer as the toy smacked Roger so bad.
He saw his floating stars around him.
ROGER: Oh, stars...the dreams of the movies come to life...
as he heard the someone is knocking the door.
ROGER: Who is it?
DROOPY: Delivery, sir.
He opens the door and sees Droopy Dog carries a huge birthday present aka ACME giant crate for Baby Herman.
DROOPY: Special delivery for Mrs. Herman's son, Baby Herman. Here is your signature to sign it please, sir?
Roger signs his signature for Baby Herman.
DROOPY: And here. And here. And here, and there you go, sir. Thank you, sir. And have a very nice day sir.
ROGER: Oh, Baby Herman, Uncle Roger got a huge birthday surprise just for you.
BABY HERMAN: Ooh, biggie present....
He opened the present and sees a giant Toon Gorilla, as the gorilla looks very angry at Roger.
ROGER: Uh, oh.
The gorilla swings Roger too many times, as he smashes him everywhere in the house, as crashing into the kitchen, living room and bathroom as Baby Herman laughs alot.
Roger looks very angry at Baby Herman as he was using a giant axe to swing to kill Baby Herman.
ROGER: That's it, Uncle Roger is have it with you, Herman. It's time to time out for while! (evil laughs)
Baby Herman screams as he was running away from psycho Roger Rabbit.
ROGER: Happy Birthday, Baby Herman!
Baby Herman calls for the police as he crying about Roger's attack to kill him for his birthday.
The police cop cames as revealing as Jessica Rabbit to came to visit, as Roger and Baby Herman stop fighting as they stopped
and Baby Herman is in the crib, as Roger sees her.
ROGER: Well, hello Mrs. Officer, how is your duty work as a police officer, my sweet cupcake?
JESSICA: I'm just checking on you boys are so alright out there. I heard there is trouble for murdering baby in the house,
are you boys just playing to pranking on me right?
BABY HERMAN: Mmmm. mmmm. nope.
ROGER: Yeah, we're just playing as pirates. So you can leave now, everything's fine now.
JESSICA: Good. Have a nice day boys...and don't be any troubles again. Just call 911 okay?
She leaves as police car leaves as Roger and Baby Herman keeps fighting, as Roger is lighting couple ACME dynamite candles on the birthday cake as he was evil laughing alot, as until Mrs. Herman comes back from shopping with birthday presents for Baby Herman.
ROGER: Now it's time for---(sees Mrs. Herman and hugs Baby Herman) Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, Happy Birthday to Baby Herman, Happy Birthday tooooooooooooooooooooooooooo yoooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.....*breaths* Go ahead and blow your candles, Herman.
MRS. HERMAN: Oh, Roger, you are so sweet.....
As Baby Herman blows the candles, as the birthday cake was exploding around Roger, Baby Herman and Mrs. Herman.
As the filming sets are burned, as the lights are been destroyed, as the filming crew is covered in the ashes, as Baby Herman was very angry at Roger.
BABY HERMAN: CUT! CUT! CUT! CUT!
DIRECTOR: Okay, Mr. Herman, what is your problem now?
BABY HERMAN: That dumb Roger Rabbit is supposed to light the regular candles on the cake, NOT bunch dynamite candles from ACME. I need to reshoot NOW!
ROGER: Calm down, Baby Herman. That is not too bad actually. That gag was so funny.
BABY HERMAN: I hate you, Roger. Don't talk me for a while. Girls, gimme more cigars.
Also I need another diaper to be changed please?
ROGER: Jeepers. P-P-Please, Mr. Director, gimme another chance?
DIRECTOR: You think it's very funny, Roger? You're almost killed us all during the filming with your dynamite,
For years, your acting is getting too goofy and wacky. Hell, even Goofy is way better than you. HUH?!
I'll GAVE YOU ANOTHER CHANCE! (punches Roger)
JESSICA: Mr. Director, my husband didn't do wrong, his only got accidently got dynamites from ACME gag factory.
I've been married to my husband since 1944, he did not do everything wrong since 1947 last time since we're stopped Judge Doom
for destroying Toontown.
BABY HERMAN: Kill me. I just got changed my diaper, and we got this stupid woman ruining her husband's wackiness?
DIRECTOR: Mr. Herman, knock it off please? You're right, Miss Jessica Rabbit, you're acting so much good than your husband.
Now we will going to be reshoot whole the filming again as Mr. Maroon wants more comedies like this.
FILMING CREW: Mr. Director? The guests is already here by the studio lot.
ROGER: OUR GUEST?! Walt Disney?! Jack Warner? Judy Garland? Lone Ranger? John Way--
BABY HERMAN: Shut up, Roger!
We will see the limo as Michael Eisner, Steven Spielberg, Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy, Pluto, Bob Hoskins as Eddie Valiant, and Benny the Cab came out of the limo as smoke came out.
DIRECTOR: M-M-Mr. Eisner, Mr. Spielberg, How is your Hollywood movies planning?
MICHAEL EISNER: F-Fine.
STEVEN SPIELBERG: Actually we are here for our Toon star, Roger Rabbit.
ROGER: Eddie Valiant? What the heck are you doing here?
EDDIE VALIANT: I was riding in the limo with Michael Eisner and Steven Spielberg with Mickey and his Toontown pals. What the heck are you doing here?
ROGER: You missed it, Valiant. It was a best filming shooting mishap you'll ever see.
EDDIE VALIANT: Yeah, I know. I just called from your boss, CB Maroon, that your acting is getting too crazy during filming of new cartoon short.
Benny the Cab shoot out of the limo as speeding around the opening day.
BENNY: Taa-daa! Hooray for Hollywood!
MICKEY: Boy, Michael, it's long ride from Disney Studios to check Roger Rabbit's acting at Maroon Studios.
I'll do rest of the script later.
Imagining that Roger Rabbit's Hollywood will have a best grand opening event for the guests. Here is my script for the grand opening:
Taken place at Maroon Studios, The cameras and lights are ready for the shooting a new Maroon Cartoons,
the filming crew is about to get ready to shoot the cartoon, as the director gets ready to direct it.
We can see Jessica Rabbit is getting her makeup, as Baby Herman is very upset about Roger Rabbit is very late AGAIN.
DIRECTOR: Alright, let's do this, I don't want to delay the shooting the film now,
places, everyone, places! Mr. Maroon want us a perfect cartoon to be filmed.
BABY HERMAN: Where is that dumb rabbit? HE IS VERY LATE! (smokes his cigars) Come on, this is Hollywood I was talking about.
HE IS ALWAYS BE LATE ALL TIMES, MR. DIRECTOR! IT'S MY CARTOON IS ABOUT TO BE START FILMING, BUT THERE IS NO THAT RABBIT EVERYWHERE!
DIRECTOR: Mr. Herman, be calm, I'm sure Mr. Roger Rabbit is going late in time and.....
ROGER: HOLD ON! I'M COMING, MR. DIRECTOR! Geez, Benny, slow down, you're gonna crash into the traffic!
BENNY: Don't worry, Rog. I'm on right time, pal. My wheels are just keeping smokin'!
Benny speeds past by the Red Car Trolley.
BENNY: Sorry!
Roger was crashing into the filming sets as Roger flies into crashes into the filming lights as he falls into his chair.
BENNY: Sorry, Roger. Now excuse me I'll aheading to find my friend Gus the Bus and aheadin' for the Chinese Theater to watch some movies. Later pal!
Benny speeds off to on the road on the Sunset Blvd streets.
BABY HERMAN: Roger, you dumb Toon rabbit, are you very drunk last night in Santa Monica AGAIN?!
ROGER: Don't be silly, Baby Herman. I'm a Hollywood movie star. I've only to visit Toontown this morning to check Mickey Mouse's his own diner that's all.
My wife, Jessica loves it so much.
BABY HERMAN: Whatever, Okay, I'm ready. ROLL IT!
DIRECTOR: Okay, let's do this, Lights, Cameras, and ACTION!
A Maroon Cartoon theme song plays as Roger Rabbit and Baby Herman's face, A Maroon Cartoon presents logo appears, as the title card says "Baby's UnHappy Birthday".
We will see Mrs. Herman is preparing for Baby Herman's second birthday, as Roger Rabbit is COOKING a birthday cake, as he got burned up by the fire,
as Baby Herman laughs at him.
MRS. HERMAN: Roger, YOU IDIOT! Watch you GOIN'! YOU BURNED MY BABY'S CAKE!
ROGER: Sorry, Mrs. Herman, I won't do it again. I'm promised.
MRS. HERMAN: Don't be stupid, Roger. If you not rebaked in the cake in 30 minutes before my son's birthday. YOU'RE DEAD MEAT FOR OUR DINNER PAL!!
ROGER: (gulps) O-O-O-Okay, p-p-p-p-please don't kill me, I'll do it again. I'll be best baker in the world, in the whole galaxy, or in the whole United States of America.
MRS. HERMAN: Good. I'll aheading to shopping for my baby's birthday. SO DON'T GO ANYWHERE! GOT IT?!
ROGER: (walks to see Baby Herman) Now, Uncle Roger is gonna make your best perfect birthday cake in the world. So be good boy and don't do anything stupid this time okay?
BABY HERMAN: Okay.
Baby Herman sees a ice cream truck cames to visit the neighborhood as he climbs out the crib, and begins to chase after Ice Cream Truck,
as Roger sees Baby Herman is missing, as his eyes bugs out and screaming.
ROGER: Baby Herman! Come back! You're too little to talk to other strangers!
As Roger tries to catch Baby Herman, as he was almost got squashed by the speeding cars, as Baby Herman was almost catch ice cream truck but Roger
catches him, as Baby Herman cries, as he brings him back home.
ROGER: There you are, now now, Baby Herman, you're too little for ice cream. NOW SIT DOWN RIGHT NOW AND BE GOOD BOY!
Now, if you're escaping again, your mother is gonna cook me for tonight. Okay?!
BABY HERMAN: Hm hm.
Baby Herman sees a Toon cat as he licks his tail.
BABY HERMAN: Kitty......
He crawling to hug Kitty, as the cat licks Baby Herman as he hugging him.
ROGER: NOOOO!! Stay away from a stray cat! Your mother is gonna kill me now!
Nice little kitty, your nice owner will gave you a nice fresh milk and....
As the cat scratches Roger too many times, as Roger's body goes slice into the pieces,
as Baby Herman laughs at him, as Baby Herman looks at the presents which his family got him, as he crawling into
the birthday presents as Roger gets up and sees Baby Herman is almost getting his birthday presents early.
ROGER: No please, Baby Herman, DON'T OPEN YOUR PRESENTS YET! YOUR MOTHER TOLD YA NOT TO OPEN AFTER THE BIRTHDAY CAKE!
As he saw the giant jack in the box was opened as he is holding a giant hammer as the toy smacked Roger so bad.
He saw his floating stars around him.
ROGER: Oh, stars...the dreams of the movies come to life...
as he heard the someone is knocking the door.
ROGER: Who is it?
DROOPY: Delivery, sir.
He opens the door and sees Droopy Dog carries a huge birthday present aka ACME giant crate for Baby Herman.
DROOPY: Special delivery for Mrs. Herman's son, Baby Herman. Here is your signature to sign it please, sir?
Roger signs his signature for Baby Herman.
DROOPY: And here. And here. And here, and there you go, sir. Thank you, sir. And have a very nice day sir.
ROGER: Oh, Baby Herman, Uncle Roger got a huge birthday surprise just for you.
BABY HERMAN: Ooh, biggie present....
He opened the present and sees a giant Toon Gorilla, as the gorilla looks very angry at Roger.
ROGER: Uh, oh.
The gorilla swings Roger too many times, as he smashes him everywhere in the house, as crashing into the kitchen, living room and bathroom as Baby Herman laughs alot.
Roger looks very angry at Baby Herman as he was using a giant axe to swing to kill Baby Herman.
ROGER: That's it, Uncle Roger is have it with you, Herman. It's time to time out for while! (evil laughs)
Baby Herman screams as he was running away from psycho Roger Rabbit.
ROGER: Happy Birthday, Baby Herman!
Baby Herman calls for the police as he crying about Roger's attack to kill him for his birthday.
The police cop cames as revealing as Jessica Rabbit to came to visit, as Roger and Baby Herman stop fighting as they stopped
and Baby Herman is in the crib, as Roger sees her.
ROGER: Well, hello Mrs. Officer, how is your duty work as a police officer, my sweet cupcake?
JESSICA: I'm just checking on you boys are so alright out there. I heard there is trouble for murdering baby in the house,
are you boys just playing to pranking on me right?
BABY HERMAN: Mmmm. mmmm. nope.
ROGER: Yeah, we're just playing as pirates. So you can leave now, everything's fine now.
JESSICA: Good. Have a nice day boys...and don't be any troubles again. Just call 911 okay?
She leaves as police car leaves as Roger and Baby Herman keeps fighting, as Roger is lighting couple ACME dynamite candles on the birthday cake as he was evil laughing alot, as until Mrs. Herman comes back from shopping with birthday presents for Baby Herman.
ROGER: Now it's time for---(sees Mrs. Herman and hugs Baby Herman) Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, Happy Birthday to Baby Herman, Happy Birthday tooooooooooooooooooooooooooo yoooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.....*breaths* Go ahead and blow your candles, Herman.
MRS. HERMAN: Oh, Roger, you are so sweet.....
As Baby Herman blows the candles, as the birthday cake was exploding around Roger, Baby Herman and Mrs. Herman.
As the filming sets are burned, as the lights are been destroyed, as the filming crew is covered in the ashes, as Baby Herman was very angry at Roger.
BABY HERMAN: CUT! CUT! CUT! CUT!
DIRECTOR: Okay, Mr. Herman, what is your problem now?
BABY HERMAN: That dumb Roger Rabbit is supposed to light the regular candles on the cake, NOT bunch dynamite candles from ACME. I need to reshoot NOW!
ROGER: Calm down, Baby Herman. That is not too bad actually. That gag was so funny.
BABY HERMAN: I hate you, Roger. Don't talk me for a while. Girls, gimme more cigars.
Also I need another diaper to be changed please?
ROGER: Jeepers. P-P-Please, Mr. Director, gimme another chance?
DIRECTOR: You think it's very funny, Roger? You're almost killed us all during the filming with your dynamite,
For years, your acting is getting too goofy and wacky. Hell, even Goofy is way better than you. HUH?!
I'll GAVE YOU ANOTHER CHANCE! (punches Roger)
JESSICA: Mr. Director, my husband didn't do wrong, his only got accidently got dynamites from ACME gag factory.
I've been married to my husband since 1944, he did not do everything wrong since 1947 last time since we're stopped Judge Doom
for destroying Toontown.
BABY HERMAN: Kill me. I just got changed my diaper, and we got this stupid woman ruining her husband's wackiness?
DIRECTOR: Mr. Herman, knock it off please? You're right, Miss Jessica Rabbit, you're acting so much good than your husband.
Now we will going to be reshoot whole the filming again as Mr. Maroon wants more comedies like this.
FILMING CREW: Mr. Director? The guests is already here by the studio lot.
ROGER: OUR GUEST?! Walt Disney?! Jack Warner? Judy Garland? Lone Ranger? John Way--
BABY HERMAN: Shut up, Roger!
We will see the limo as Michael Eisner, Steven Spielberg, Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy, Pluto, Bob Hoskins as Eddie Valiant, and Benny the Cab came out of the limo as smoke came out.
DIRECTOR: M-M-Mr. Eisner, Mr. Spielberg, How is your Hollywood movies planning?
MICHAEL EISNER: F-Fine.
STEVEN SPIELBERG: Actually we are here for our Toon star, Roger Rabbit.
ROGER: Eddie Valiant? What the heck are you doing here?
EDDIE VALIANT: I was riding in the limo with Michael Eisner and Steven Spielberg with Mickey and his Toontown pals. What the heck are you doing here?
ROGER: You missed it, Valiant. It was a best filming shooting mishap you'll ever see.
EDDIE VALIANT: Yeah, I know. I just called from your boss, CB Maroon, that your acting is getting too crazy during filming of new cartoon short.
Benny the Cab shoot out of the limo as speeding around the opening day.
BENNY: Taa-daa! Hooray for Hollywood!
MICKEY: Boy, Michael, it's long ride from Disney Studios to check Roger Rabbit's acting at Maroon Studios.
I'll do rest of the script later.
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