What attraction would you like to work at?

[Adam Snider]

I thought this would be a fun question. If you could work at any attraction in Disney World, what would it be? I would like Figment bc it's one of my favorite and get to wear an awesome lab coat. Or people-mover bc it's another favorite and I wouldn't have to stand still. Get to keep in shape!

 

[SyracuseDisneyFan]

Splash Mountain

 

[Schneewittchen]

Haunted Mansion hostess - cool uniform and you get to walk around a bit. Scare the people who don't know the ride.

 

[mf1972]

haunted mansion or pirates will make my day.

 

[ShoalFox]

Universe of Energy. There's literally nothing else like it in the world

 

[Captain Barbossa]

Not an attraction but would love to work with something in the transportation area-Boats, Trains, Monorail. Not sure I would like to drive the buses though. Gotta have a lot of patience!!

 

[rob0519]

Since it's any attraction, I would pick Engineer or Conductor on the MK Train. If not, probably Splash Mountain.

 

[Courtney6682]

Spaceship Earth! My fave Disney Park icon

 

[Minnie Mum]

Huh. When I read the title, I thought it was asking which attraction I'd like to WORK, as in: function properly. My answer would have been Splash Mountain. Just once I'd like to ride it when all the effects were operating as intended.

But since the question is what attraction I'd like to work at, that's easy. I'd like to be a driver at KS.

 

[Sonic Sunglasses]

Haunted Mansion would be great fun, but I'd have to say Pirates wins out. I love the Golden Age of Piracy and have studied and written about it extensively.

 

[draybook]

I used to say the Haunted Mansion, but the idea of patrolling the ride entrance in the sweltering heat while wearing that uniform...no thanks.

 

[JIMINYCR]

HM or ToT... just because you could really get into the role and interact in a fun way with the guests.

 

[Darth Figment]

I would like to work at
1st Choice HM
2nd choice star tours

 

[copcarguyp71]

Well...first off I would want to be ride maintenance and not "front of house". I am not sure I could maintain the temperament needed to deal with the entitled guests of the world one after the next. As far as rides go...I would have to say Splash Mountain. I love that area of the park and there are a lot of mechanical/hydro systems to stay challenged with. I like the fact that it is mostly shaded and the overall ambiance of that area is right up my alley. as an added bonus you get to see (and feel) the train go past all day.

 

[Bacon]

I would like to be a skipper at the jungle/jingle cruise

 

[WondersOfLife]

I would like to be a skipper at the jungle/jingle cruise

+1

 

[The Empress Lilly]

I wish I could work in the sweltering heat of the maintenance room backstage, or even onstage dealing with the teeming entitled mass, just like all you ordinary people, but my movie star good looks would mean that despite any of my protests I'd get employed as face character in a parade, making a living from being driven up and down a park twice daily waving at my swooning fans of the opposite sex.

 

[TXDisney]

My dram Disney job would to be a golf pro at one of there golf courses. I'd also love to be a bartender at one of the bars around World Showcase or even at a resort. But as for rides... I'd want to be outdoors, so maybe like expedition Everest.

 

[POLY1985]

Tower of Terror! I'd love to be scary and plus I'm sure I'd be able to get some extra ride sin.

 

[zurgandfriend]

I don't think I could keep a straight face at Haunted Mansion, so I guess it would be Jungle Cruise skipper as well.