Things I've learned this past week!
Needless to say i'm a say how you feel type of guy and dont hold back!
I was back working in the dairy department one night and was talking to one of my good freind who works with me! Well we were talking about woman of course! So i kept on blabbing about stuff I would do to them. lol When out from behind of the pallet I was working on a foreign lady came out gave me this horrible look and started speaking in a difrent language! Needless to say I dont think she asked we where the milk was!
Lesson 2
Take your time with exiting you vehicle! I didnt and felt the pain! Got to my parent hoiuse casue I was running behind and jumped out of my truck and as soon as I hit the groud with my feet I shut the door thinking all of my body parts where out of the way! Nope! Caught my right calf on the corner part of the door! Ouchhhh!
Lesson 3
Never leave your candy unattended around my house! Got home from running errands and I heard a noise coming from the computer room. Ii went in there and notice that my black pug( the one who just had the puppies) Has climbed her way up the chair and on to the desk and ate al but one of my Reeses Peanut Buttter cups!
Well at least she left me one!
Lesson 4
This is the most important lesson of all of mankind!
Never stare at another woman while eating with you woman! we went out to eat and this ***y looking waitress came up and took our order! I was so bad that if I would of had a empty glass I could of filled it up with drewl! ( funy thing is that I thought of Tramp when I saw this ***y lady too! Thats the weird part! lol) well she brought us are food and was heading into another direction when she bent over in those tight jeans! Hmmm needless to say I was caught and I knew I was caught when I foot from under the table caught the midsection of my pants and this painfun words came from her mouth! Look like your not getting any tonight! AWEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Until next week!
Advice for the week! Always be sweet or you might lose your meat!:king:
Needless to say i'm a say how you feel type of guy and dont hold back!
I was back working in the dairy department one night and was talking to one of my good freind who works with me! Well we were talking about woman of course! So i kept on blabbing about stuff I would do to them. lol When out from behind of the pallet I was working on a foreign lady came out gave me this horrible look and started speaking in a difrent language! Needless to say I dont think she asked we where the milk was!
Lesson 2
Take your time with exiting you vehicle! I didnt and felt the pain! Got to my parent hoiuse casue I was running behind and jumped out of my truck and as soon as I hit the groud with my feet I shut the door thinking all of my body parts where out of the way! Nope! Caught my right calf on the corner part of the door! Ouchhhh!
Lesson 3
Never leave your candy unattended around my house! Got home from running errands and I heard a noise coming from the computer room. Ii went in there and notice that my black pug( the one who just had the puppies) Has climbed her way up the chair and on to the desk and ate al but one of my Reeses Peanut Buttter cups!
Well at least she left me one!Lesson 4
This is the most important lesson of all of mankind!
Never stare at another woman while eating with you woman! we went out to eat and this ***y looking waitress came up and took our order! I was so bad that if I would of had a empty glass I could of filled it up with drewl! ( funy thing is that I thought of Tramp when I saw this ***y lady too! Thats the weird part! lol) well she brought us are food and was heading into another direction when she bent over in those tight jeans! Hmmm needless to say I was caught and I knew I was caught when I foot from under the table caught the midsection of my pants and this painfun words came from her mouth! Look like your not getting any tonight! AWEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Until next week!
Advice for the week! Always be sweet or you might lose your meat!:king: