WDW Jokes

[Doodlyday]

I'm sorry, but I got to get this one out:

Q: What set the Imagination Pavillion on fire?

A: One little spark...


Anybody have any jokes?

 

[Disneydreamer23]

Why are there no planes where peter pan lives? ----- Because there is a sign that says "Never Neverland"

 

[Brer Panther]

I recall reading this joke on MiceChat...

Q: Why is It's a Small World located in Fantasyland?
A: Because it's about world peace. That's a fantasy!

 

[EnergyKing]

It's emu

 

[Tom]

It's emu

 

[EnergyKing]

lol. from "escape from tomorrow.' i actually love that movie. though it's a scathing indictment it gets me in the mood to go back to wdw.

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

Why did Cranium Command Close?
Because it Lost it's Mind....