Trip Report: Magic Kingdom

Disneynutcase

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We went to Magic Kingdom twice--all day for my daughter's 4th birthday on April 5th, then from early morning to mid-day on April 9th. Here is what my party of 10 encountered:

First, a very bizarre and time-wasting park opening. In short, unlike all other Disney parks, including the two in California, CMs didn't let any guests thru any turnstiles (unless you had a breakfast PS) until official park opening time. Since my crew was staying off-site and not at a WDW resort, we were stuck at the TTC until official opening time, creating a mob scene/mad scramble to get to the park's entrance on the other side of the lake.

This was not fun, but I have an entire rant on another post about this experience, and if you want more info about what happened, go there.

So here's the good about MK: Spectromagic was the best parade we saw (and we saw all of them--my two year old niece calls them "Hoo-raids"). Spectromagic also brought forth the funniest kid quote of our trip as the Small World guys on the first float was passing by, "This is better than the video AND the book!" (referring to the free WDW Vacation Planning Video and a book we have called "Meet Me In The Magic Kingdom.")

Character meal at Crystal Palace was wonderful. Beautiful restaurant. Great character interactions and a wide variety of dishes. My mom-in-law commented that she and my wife (her daughter) totally did not eat the same thing and they were filling their plates quite well--more than once apiece, too.

Character breakfast at Cinderella's Castle was fun. Food was good, not spectacular, but the character interaction (which we saved for our last touring day) was a hoot! We even found out what Prince Charming's first name is--Tristan. For years I was telling my kids it was Biff. He did not know what Snow White's Prince Charming's name was, though (perhaps that's Biff).

Splash Mountain kicks butt over what we have in California. Very much more detailed and it actually tells a coherent story. We rode twice!

My oldest kid liked Jungle Cruise and laid the same claim--better than Disneyland's.

Pooh Bear Ride was a big hit. Nice bouncy part, nice floating effect. And I dug crashing thru Owl's house. This is old school Pooh Bear (back when the Sherman Bros wrote the songs) so it even has the bad puns (and not the sickly sweet PC stuff that they put out nowadays that my kids are hooked on--darned Disney Channel!)

Buzz Lightyear rocked! Most overwhelmingly impressive ride in the park. We rode twice (once each trip to the park).

Aladdin's Magic Carpets is beautiful! And they have it positioned in Adventureland so that when you round the corner at the Tree House, all you see is this spinning jewel. Contrary to a post that kind of ragged on this ride (about a month ago), everyone in my party felt that it fit into Adventureland quite well.

Country Bears was the original show! I swear I haven't seen it in this version since I was a little kid! What joy! Now I know why Grizzlyhall is so passionate about this show. Much better than the Vacation Hoe-down.

CoP and Timekeeper were running on 4/5. CoP ended up with a walk-on full house (meaning there was no line but everyone who got in filled the theater). Timekeeper was about 2/3rds full and seemed to be running every half hour. I had seen CoP before but never seen Timekeeper and was glad to have seen it. Everyone in our party enjoyed both shows and were dismayed by how WDW is treating these two. When we went back on 4/9, the crowds were only slightly thinner, but these two attractions were not operating.

Our feeling is that they should at least operate one of them seasonally--like CoP in Fall and TK in Spring, etc. And they should NOT be removed or replaced. It's so nice to have mellower fare in the frantic noisy Tomorrowland area. And it's nice to be able to walk into the theaters without much wait.

Mixed reviews on the new Tiki Room. I totally loved the new show but Iago happens to be my all-time favorite Disney character. 3 of 6 who had seen the old show liked the old show better. Split vote, overall, but even the purists enjoyed the new version.

Great Italian Sub Sandwiches at the Plaza Pavillion! Highly recommended! Very, very tasty for walk-up food. Wasn't really crowded at 35 minutes prior to Spectromagic, which was surprising because Main Street was packed.

Fast Passes rule! We made it a habit to always have one and ended up getting 10 over the course of our two trips to MK.

Which brings up the bad: The worst lines we encountered were Dumbo (40 minutes at 9:30ish in the AM), Tomorrowland Speedway (30 minutes), and Pirates of the Caribbean (25 mins). Fast Pass blew us past lines on all other attractions that had long lines.

The Snow Globe/Make A Dream Come True Parade was by far the worst in all of WDW. Cute, short, but kind of a time-waster. And by far not as imaginative as the other three 100 Years Parades or Spectromagic.

I always forget how infuriated I end up getting after riding Pirates at MK. About 1/3 of the scenes from its counterpart at Disneyland seem to be missing. Gotta have the skeleton sitting on the huge pile of gold, dammit! And the shootout at the end is supposed to be over our heads!

Small World seems kind of lame in comparision to Anaheim's, too. I don't recall noticing the exterior walls as much as I do in Orlando's. And the lighting for some displays in MK's seemed non-existent. Also flying carpets in the Asia section weren't operating. I think this ride needs some rehab.

We pretty much hit everything but Hall of Presidents, Snow White, and Space Mountain. If I failed to mention an attraction or show, that's probably because it was delivered no better nor worse than expected.

My advice and wisdom gained from this trip: get Fast Passes whenever you can. If you end up confused about when you can get your next one, ask the CM stationed at the machines. We ended up with one attained at 12:55 for Splash Mtn that was four hours away (at 3:55pm) and got our next Fast Pass at 1:55 for Jungle Cruise. And we got to ride Jungle Cruise before we rode Splash! And a CM helped me figure this out. So ask them if you're confused.

Advice and wisdom gained #2: if you want to get into MK as early as possible, do a character breakfast at MK or at the MK monorial adjacent resorts. These were the only guests who were allowed on monorials prior to official opening time. Our Cinderella Breakfast saved quite a few anxiety brain cells since it got us into the park at 8:00am rather than 9:25am.

Advice #3: if you have a kid celebrating a b-day, go to City Hall on Main Street. Ask the first CM you meet at City Hall if you can get a special b-day badge. My kid not only got a badge, but got a special phone call from Goofy. Then at lunch at the Crystal Palace, she got a cupcake with a birthday candle on it, had characters at her table to sing "Happy Birthday", and an autographed birthday card from Pooh, Tigger, Piglet, and Eeyore. I was told that other sit-down restaurants in WDW will do a similarish celebration and card. But again for all this, we made the requests as we went, and the CMs were more than happy to accomodate. Just be sure to let them know about the special someone.

Last cute quote came from my very tired nephew as he was shuffling off to bed after our first day of touring MK, "when can we go again?" Needless to say, he was happy that we went back for another day.
 

General Grizz

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Take the advice! GO SEE THE NEWLY FRESHEND CBJ!

I love that report!

You went into SO MUCH detail...about each attraction. I am really glad you like the original show!

I also like how you describe CoP's crowds: NO Lines really (actually, sometimes there are lines down the ramps), but each crowd fills the 280? seat theater - for every theater! So it IS as crowded as possible it seems, even though it may not have that "line"...

You seem to have had fun!!! :)
 

Disneynutcase

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Okay, I just re-read my trip report.

In case it's not clear. Yes, we had an absolute ball. I think all of us are even a bit depressed that the trip went by so fast. The 10 of us are actually planning a retrn trip for '05 (gotta get the little ones in our party bigger to eliminate the "carry me" factor), also want Mission Space and hopefully Beastlie Kingdomme open, and since we plan on going for 9 days instead of 7 we need to save up some $$$ and frequent flyer points.

Re CBJ and Grizzlyhall's comment: I think the biggest grin I had on my face the entire time I was at WDW (aside from being blown away by the Rock 'n' Roller Coaster) was getting to hear Big Al sing "Blood On The Saddle" one more time. Love the "big, big puh-uddle!"

And if you recall a comment I made a few months back about shows like CBJ and Tiki Room, I still don't understand why they don't alternate shows more often and/or continue to create new shows for Henry, Big Al, Jose, etc, to perform. It's just a matter of reprogramming everything a little bit. Tiki Room's change was nice, but it's also comforting to know that they could easily go back to something resembling the original show. And it's nice to know that they can create new, fresh shows. They just need to make sure that what they come up with doesn't rape the original feel of the attraction. With CBJ, they now have three shows that I've seen and each one does a great job of keeping the CBJ feel and humor alive.

I know that this may draw some anxiety out of you WDW purists, but I'd prefer that the attraction stays put rather than be eliminated. After all, how hard would it be to draw bigger crowds for something like Timekeeper if they had 9-eye go on a different time travel adventure? It's as simple as making a new Circlevision film with a similar themed new script. Yes, it may draw some ire from people who love Timekeeper as is, but a reworking would also make it fresher and ultimately give the show the lines that Disney seems to demand from this attraction. And some newfound popularity would at least keep Timekeeper open.
 

ToTBellHop

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there is a very simple problem w/ Timekeeper which cannot be fixed. It is a CircleVision film, and people do not like standing...especially during the summer after being out in the 95º heat w/ 95% humidity...and you can't install seats for this because its...CircleVision!
 

Disneynutcase

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My knowledge regarding Timekeeper is totally limited to the one time I was fortunate enough to see it (which was a week and a half ago). Having to stand isn't as pleasurable as being able to sit, but it's nice to just walk into an air-conditioned 20 minute attraction.

I used Timekeeper as a "for instance" not neccessarily as a suggestion for overhaul/new show. My logic for altering theater-style attractions is that it should be far less expensive to alter the show than it would be to install an all new attraction. And since so many people love Tiki Room, CBJ, CoP, Timekeeper, etc, keeping some semblance of the shows intact with some new stuff in the respective shows might be all they need to do to keep them fresh and populated. Imagineers just need to make sure to keep the original spirit of the shows alive in the new alterations.

Tiki Room "UNM" was pretty full and it hadn't been full at all on trips I've made to MK going back 15 years ago. Which proves that a new script/show can do wonders for attendance, granted the old Tiki Room show was around for darn near 40 years (if you count the one at Disneyland) before they finally opted for a new show. It's still the old show at Disneyland despite rumors of a re-working, and it really takes a mega-crowded day to get it's theater constantly full. A lot of people I know skip it even on crowded days because they've seen it again and again and again...

I know that with the resurgence in popularity of the MK version, that they are pondering a change of some sorts. Let's hope it's not as severe as what DL is doing to CBJ (although somewhere I read that CBJ might be moved to California Adventure--DCA could stand another little kid-friendly attraction.)
 

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