Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines

[DisneyFreak]

10. I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners!

9. You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig.

8. Get an eyedropper of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man.

7. No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks
over at Keebler.

6. I'm a magical being. Can I try to make your top and bra
disappear?

5. I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on
toys.

4. I can get you off Santa's naughty list.

3. I was once a lawn ornament for 'NSynch. Want to meet them?

2. Just because I've got bells on my shoes, doesn't mean I'm a
sissy.

1. "I'm down here"

 

[dopey]

i'll have to try some of those.

my usual line -- "hey, good looking, be back to pick you up later" -- isn't working so well these days.

 

[sillyspook13]

Here's one I've heard while watching American Vybe:

"How many of you ladies have been nice this year? Now, how many ladies have been NAUGHTY? ::raises hand:: See me after the show.":kiss:

 

[NowInc]

...i cant escape Elf/Gnomes...I spent a good part of my day looking for pics of Garden Gnomes (unsuccessfully) for a personal project I am working on. I need the reference...and I really dont feel like taking a drive to the local trailer park and snapping pics...