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Toon Town Trolley Tours with Donald Duck

DisneyFan32

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Original Poster
In the Parks
Yes
Facade:
The facade is decorated to look like a Train Station. However, right over the sign, an trolley has crashed through the wall, and is balancing in and out, almost falling out of the building and into the building. In the driver's seat we can see an scared Donald, trying to drive the trolley back. Posters are all along the walls showing places Toons can visit like Cucamonga, Walla-Walla, The Hotel "Just Around the Riverbend" and the Briar Patch.

Queue
As guests enter the building, they are immediately brought to this ficticional trolley company called Toontown Trolley Co. Announcements are playing through a speaker system:

"Attention Mr. Big Boss, your presence is require at the Engine Room."
"Attention Yram Snippop, Mrs Yram Snippop, please come to the Suociodilaipxecitsiligarfilacrepus room. "
"Donald Duck, Mr. Donald Duck, your passengers have just arrived."
"Attention all passengers, bags must be taken to the "Bag Checking" booth. You will not be authorized to take anything over 50 tons."

The first thing they see is an female toon in the attendant booth. She is frantically taking calls, writing names and directing the guests to the right direction. They pass through a door that leads to the Engine room, where you can hear Goofy working (more like, breaking). One of the doors leads to the "Improbable" room, and the Doorknob from Alice in Wonderland greets guests as they pass by. The guests then enter the office corridor, where they pass through various offices belonging to famous Disney characters. The shadow on the Fairy Godmother's office is of a pumpkin becoming various things, and the shadow for Peg-Leg Pete's office is of him hearing to the news.

One of the shadows is of the Donald Duck office, but something is wrong, because... part of the wall is missing! Guests continue through Donald's office, which is a mess, and part of the wall has been destroyed since Donald accidentally set off an TNT he got from Pete's office. There is a hole on the window in Donald's form, and pictures of Uncle Scrooge, Daisy and his nephews are hanging from the ventilator, while paper is being incinerated and cut into pieces by machines. A TV nearby is playing a mix of Donald Duck shorts, and a poster on the wall says "Incredible piano-playing ducks at the Ink and Paint Club!" and a Donald clock on the wall is almost falling off the shelf, and just under it is the only thing not destroyed on Donald's office is a plant, and a little note right next to it says its a gift from Daisy (oh no...)

As guests exit Donald's destroyed office, they get into the mechinical part of the Toontown Trolley Co facility. A nearby trolley that will be used for intergalactic trips has two dogs fixing his thrusters, while a trolley that's going to be used by an penguin family is getting inflatable tires that could lift the trolley off the water. Guests then enter Big Boss office.

Pre-show:
The pre-show takes place in the office that belongs to Big Boss. A big toon, wearing a purple suit, whose face you cannot see, is seated behind a glass. Nearby him are TV screens that are playing commercials for the Toontown Trolley Co. The muses from Hercules are holding the TV screens, and as soon as the commercials stop and the door opens, Big Boss starts talking, voiced by Jim Cummings, he has a New York accent, and a really old but smart tone:

BIG BOSS: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the Toontown Trolley Co. My name is Big Boss. And I'm the big boss around here. Well, duh. For 55 years, we have been running things smoothly here in ToonTown. Who got Mickey to his work in 1971 so he could open the Magic Kingdom? Us! And who helped Lumiere come back from his trip to France so he could finish filming Beauty and the Beast? Us! As you can see, folks, we are the best around here... but there is one little problem.
* The TVs change and starts showing Donald Duck shorts *
BIG BOSS: Its that little duck, Donald. He's the only thing that makes we lose our customers around here. And I can't afford that, no, no. Sure, he's a great fella, but he just...
* The TV shows Donald crashing through the filming of Little Mermaid, destroying the set *
BIG BOSS: Can't drive! Urgh! Well... I'm a nice fella... So I thought I might give him a chance. I don't wanna fire him fellas, so thats where you come in. I want you to tell me, at the end of the ride, how was it. If its good, we'll keep Donald... If its not... Well, you can consider him to be FIRED!... Oh, and now, fellas, here is some important safety information from the safest guy in this company, Goofy!
* Goofy appears in two of the five screens *
GOOFY: Gwarsh! Hiya folks! Here's how things are going to go!
* The other three TVs show Roger Rabbit, Dopey, Scar, Merlin, Baloo, Jiminy Cricket and the crows from Dumbo going to the trolley *
GOOFY: When the door to the trolley opens, move to the end of the row, to the last available seat!
* Baloo sits on the seat, eventually ocuppying two seats. *
GOOFY: Then, don't forget to buckle up. We need you to be buckled up real tight!
* Scar refuses to buckle up, but Merlin does it. Scar shows his teeth, but Merlin transforms him into a small kitty, wrapping him against the seat. *
GOOFY: Don't forget to put all of your carry-on items on the compartment under the seat!
* Roger Rabbit starts taking out a lot of stuff from his pocket, stuffing it on the compartment, to the point that it fills up. *
GOOFY: And during the ride, no smoking, eating, drinking or taking flash photography.
* Jiminy Cricket takes a picture of the crows, who pick up the camera and Jiminy Cricket, and throw it out. *
GOOFY: After that, you're all ready for your trip!
* The trolley exits to Toontown, with Jiminy Cricket holding on to one of its doors, waving. *
BIG BOSS: Well thats our safety video. Cost me a lot to get all of these stars... And since time is money, whatta are you all waiting?! Move out!
The doors open, taking the guests into the loading area.

The Ride:

The guests then exit to the loading area, disguised as the garage. As they wait to board their trolley a Benny the Cab animatronic, being fixed next to the trolley, shouts jokes at the guests, while complaining that he doesn't likes the Toon thats fixing his trunk. The safety video that was played in the pre-show is re-played in two TV screens up above the loading area, but this time, Minnie narrates the video.

As guests enter the trolley, they can see that the wheel that the driver uses is an old fashioned pirate wheel. There are also some controls nearby it (and a phone), and on the far right, there is the driver's cabin, and we can see the shadow of Donald, humming to himself while finishing to put on his drivers garb. As everyone's seated, a cast member closes the doors, and the ride finally begins.

BIG BOSS: *through speakers* Alright fellas, here's your driver for today's tour, Mister Donald Duck!
Donald comes out of the driver's cabin as his theme plays on the speakers.
DONALD: Hello! Hello everybody! I'm Donald Duck! And today we'll have a swell ride! What we will see? What will we hear? Well, be prepared!
The front door of the garage opens, and we can see the zany ToonTown. Donald walks to the trolley's wheel, while Mr.Toad speeds past the Toontown Trolley Co garage.
DONALD: Oh yeah, folks! * turns wheel and spins around to talk with the audience. *
The trolley starts to slowly drive forward.
DONALD: If you see an bird, you know, small, pink, and singing an annoying song, please warn me! I've been trying to catch that bird for a loooooooong time!
Donald turns back to the wheel, making the trolley get into the street. We see Toontown during lunch time, with millions of toons walking around, and some speeding by and in front of us. The phone on the trolley then starts ringing.
DONALD: Oh no! * runs to get it * Hello? M-mr Big Boss!
The aracuan bird pops from the back of the talking Donald and walks to the wheel, singing his song.
DONALD: Don't worry boss, I've got everything on my *notices the aracuan bird* HAAAAAAAAAND! *drops phone*
The aracuan bird then spins the wheel, making the trolley itself spin and start to drive down a road, directly to the ACME Warehouse.
DONALD: *grabs the aracuan bird* I've got you know, and there is no place you can run to!
ARACUAN BIRD: *taps on Donald's mouth and points to the wall they are driving to*
DONALD: Oh no.
The trolley crashes through the wall, entering the ACME Warehouse, and sending Donald flying to the driver's cabin. The aracuan bird sings again and spins the wheel, making the trolley spin and activate most of the gags on the Warehouse. Once Donald gets out of the driver's cabin, the trolley is already driving backwards and crashes through another wall. Donald throws the aracuan bird to the driver's cabin and spins the trolley, so that it is driving forward, not backwards:
DONALD: Oh no... We are on the forest! Big Boss isn't going to be happy!... Look out!
The trolley crashes some trees down, and drives over Big Bad Wolf just as he is about to blow the first pig house. The trolley continues to crash down trees, but this time it drives towards an about to be shot Bugs Bunny, running from Elmer Fudd. Bugs crashes through the trolley's front window, making Donald lose the wheel.
DONALD: What- What are you doing here?!
BUGS: Eh, doc, what do you think I'm doing?
DONALD: Crashing through the front window of my trolley!
BUGS: Relax, doc, at least we could be driving towards a cliff!
DONALD: But we are!
BUGS: We are?
They look and see they are driving towards a cliff.
BUGS: *turns to the audience* This is where you scream, folks.
The trolley then drives off the cliff, with Donald and Bugs screaming in panic.
DONALD: Screaming won't do it, we gotta do something!
BUGS: Pull the portable hole lever!
DONALD: What lever?
BUGS: WHAT LEVER?! * points to the only lever in the entire trolley *
Donald pulls the lever, making the trolley shake and shoot a portable hole on the ground. The trolley falls into the hole, coming out of a tunnel in the middle of the desert.
DONALD: How did we get into the desert?
BUGS: I don't know, doc, but I'm getting out of here!
DONALD: Why?
BUGS: Why?! Because of that!
Bugs jumps out of the trolley as soon as Donald sees the Coyote preparing to throw a big rock towards the trolley, thinking that it is the Roadrunner. But as soon as the trolley nears the Coyote, he accidentally throws himself into the trolley, instead of the rock. An Coyote animatronic then crashes through the ceiling, trying to free himself.
DONALD: Oh no, Big Boss is going to make fried duck outta me!
Donald is trying to drive the trolley through the desert near ToonTown with Coyote into the ceiling. Suddenly, Jose Carioca and Panchito Pistoles appear on their flying magic carpet (which is actually the carpet from Alladin):
PANCHITO: Donald! What a surprise! Didn't know you were visiting us!
DONALD: Panchito! Jose! Get out of the way, I'm trying to drive this trolley!
JOSE: Listen Donald, you gotta articulate!
DONALD: Get outta the way!
PANCHITO: What did he say?
JOSE: I think he said "let us dance in an good old fashioned way!"
DONALD: What?
Jose and Panchito enter the trolley, as decorations appear on the driver's cabin, and color lightining and projections fill the trolley as it bounces to the music, driving directly to a tunnel:
JOSE: *picks up Donald and starts dancing with him* For a duck that does not wear pants, you sure do dance well!
DONALD: Get outta here, I gotta drive this trolley!
PANCHITO: What did he say?
JOSE: Let us dance the Molly Polly!
Jose, Panchito and Donald appear in dancing costumes and force Donald to dance as they enter the dark tunnel.
DONALD: Get out of here, Jose, I'm trying to not lose my job! *kicks them out of the trolley and it comes back to normal*
JOSE: Oh yes, Donald, watch out for the traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain-
DONALD: What? Watch out for the rain?
A bright round light can be seen at the end of the tunnel, together with train sounds.
DONALD: Oh no! Back up, back up, BACK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
Coyote comes out of the ceiling and slides down the trolley, seeing the incoming lights.
DONALD: Hold on everybody! I'm shooting an portable hole besides us!
Coyote pulls out an "uh-oh" sign as we drive backwards, the train coming closer and closer- and before the train can hit us, we teleport back to Toontown through the portable hole, however, this time, we are on the highway, and are driving right alongside Roger Rabbit and other toons. What they don't see is that the train has also teleported with us.
ROGER: Donald! I didn't knew you were still with the company!
DONALD: Cantalkgottarun!
ROGER: What's the problem, Donald? *looks behind and eye pops out* A TRAAAAAAAAAIN!
All the cars begin to scramble and scream in panic.
ROGER: Donald, follow me! I know a shortcut!
Donald then follows Donald as they drive down an never ending highway, with the train following right behind them. Roger then signals for Donald to turn into a road, and we can hear the train speeding past us.
DONALD: Ooh. That was close!
However, what Donald doesn't sees is that we are driving directly to the Toontown Trolley Co garage. They signal us to stop, but Donald is not looking. The aracuan bird comes out of the cabin and sings his song, making an angry Donald turn around and notice that they are driving towards the wall. We crash through, a bunch of worried toons in front of us.
BIG BOSS: *on speakers* DONALD DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
DONALD: Eh heh... Boss? I can explain this?
BIG BOSS: Explain? You don't have to explain anything, my boy! Look at these people! They are all laughing! They are happy! Which means, they'll come back!
DONALD: Does that means I still have my job?
BIG BOSS: Of course you do, Donald!
DONALD: Hooray! Now I'll still have the money to fix everything I broke!
BIG BOSS: Yes, yes... WHAT?!
DONALD: Eh hehehe... You didn't hear nothing! * runs out of the trolley *
BIG BOSS: DONAAAAAAAAAALD!
The Donald Duck theme plays as Goofy tells us the usual safety instructions and says goodbye.

The exit area is the gift shop for the ride, together with TV screens showing Donald running through the queue, bumping past guests, escaping from Big Boss.
 

DisneyFan32

Well-Known Member
Original Poster
In the Parks
Yes
This ride could have Gus the Bus from scrapped Toontown Transit simulator being as a toon city bus not a trolley but Donald Duck could still be a driver. And this should rewritting the script and called Toontown Tours With Donald Duck.
 

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