Tim Tebow dies and goes to heaven. Upon arriving in heaven, he is greeted by God:
"Tim, while you may not have been the best QB in the NFL, you certainly were a hard worker, and a positive role model. For that, we have decided to give you your very own mansion up here in heaven." Announces God.
Tebow was stunned. "Wow, thank you! I am humbled and flattered!"
God leads Tebow down a road, and around the corner stands a giant, BEAUTIFUL mansion. In Tebow's honor, the mansion is covered with Denver Broncos flags, banners, and other assorted decorations. In the front yard stands a tall Denver Bronco's statue. The mailbox is even covered with Bronco's decals & colors.
Tebow was shocked. "This is great. Thank you very m..."
Tebow suddenly noticed another mansion down the road. But this one was decorated with New England Patriots flags, banners, etc. It had a Tom Brady jersey hung in the highest window, a New England Patriots' statue in the front lawn, and was completely decked-out with any possible Patriots decoration in existance.
"How sad", Tebow said, "I had no idea that Tom Brady had died."
"Why no." Responded God. "That's not for Brady...that's MY house. GO PATS, BABY!!!"
"Tim, while you may not have been the best QB in the NFL, you certainly were a hard worker, and a positive role model. For that, we have decided to give you your very own mansion up here in heaven." Announces God.
Tebow was stunned. "Wow, thank you! I am humbled and flattered!"
God leads Tebow down a road, and around the corner stands a giant, BEAUTIFUL mansion. In Tebow's honor, the mansion is covered with Denver Broncos flags, banners, and other assorted decorations. In the front yard stands a tall Denver Bronco's statue. The mailbox is even covered with Bronco's decals & colors.
Tebow was shocked. "This is great. Thank you very m..."
Tebow suddenly noticed another mansion down the road. But this one was decorated with New England Patriots flags, banners, etc. It had a Tom Brady jersey hung in the highest window, a New England Patriots' statue in the front lawn, and was completely decked-out with any possible Patriots decoration in existance.
"How sad", Tebow said, "I had no idea that Tom Brady had died."
"Why no." Responded God. "That's not for Brady...that's MY house. GO PATS, BABY!!!"
