Welcome, people. Today's edition of the Nemmy Awards focuses on Walt Disney World. Remember, Nemmy is a whacked-up person, and so are these awards.
Funniest On Ride Photo Opportunity: Test Track
You can do almost anything you want in this photo. Point at the hidden mickey, shoot your neighbor, even raise your middle finger!
Scariest Ride: It's A Small World
Forget the other rides. It's a Small World is the scariest, hands down. Nobody wants to listen to "It's a small world after all!" over and over. Plus, the amount of breakdowns is incredible. Nope, I don't want to be stuck on a gay ride for half an hour.
Boringest Restaurant: Food and Fun Center at the Contemporary
Food and Fun means boring arcade games, food that you find everywhere, and no fun at all. The prices are very expensive. Get room service if you don't mind tiny meals.
Funnest Quirky Thing To Do: Make A Fake Ride
What I mean is, you just have to get a lot of people to line up at a janitor's closet or something, and say that it's a ride. After you get a bunch of people, just leave the line! Then you are free to do what you want while everybody waits.
Tune in next time for...THE NEMMY AWARDS!
Funniest On Ride Photo Opportunity: Test Track
You can do almost anything you want in this photo. Point at the hidden mickey, shoot your neighbor, even raise your middle finger!
Scariest Ride: It's A Small World
Forget the other rides. It's a Small World is the scariest, hands down. Nobody wants to listen to "It's a small world after all!" over and over. Plus, the amount of breakdowns is incredible. Nope, I don't want to be stuck on a gay ride for half an hour.
Boringest Restaurant: Food and Fun Center at the Contemporary
Food and Fun means boring arcade games, food that you find everywhere, and no fun at all. The prices are very expensive. Get room service if you don't mind tiny meals.
Funnest Quirky Thing To Do: Make A Fake Ride
What I mean is, you just have to get a lot of people to line up at a janitor's closet or something, and say that it's a ride. After you get a bunch of people, just leave the line! Then you are free to do what you want while everybody waits.
Tune in next time for...THE NEMMY AWARDS!
