The Body Wars Volunteer: WHO THE HECK ARE THEY??

[S.I.R. the Robot]

This is the conversation closer.

I've found the clearest footage of Body Wars there is, and I think I know who our volunteer in the main show is.

Clearly a guy. He's got brown/black hair. He's got muscles.

Now, compare to this guy.

This guy is Sean Barker from Guyver: Dark Hero (1994.) He has the same hair colour as the Body Wars volunteer, and overall matches him pretty well.

Who is Sean Barker played by??

David Hayter.

As in, Solid Snake. The writer of X-Men, X2, and Watchmen.


He may as well have been the Body Wars volunteer, in what would have been his first acting role (albeit uncredited, because the volunteer has no impact on the story whatsoever other than being who we go inside.)

I think Body Wars has become my favourite Disney ride now. SNAAAAAAKE!!

 

[S.I.R. the Robot]

From a 2000 capture of the ride...

Now David looks like a woman. I seriously hope that isn't actually a woman, otherwise I'll puke when I'm inside her body. Has to be the low lighting... or they filmed two separate sequences, like what I speculated before.

(Plot twist: It's Marisa Cody and now I ruminate over it for the rest of my life.)