The 5th Floor

DisneyFreak

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Original Poster
WARNING: This is the truth disguised as a joke.

A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only". Since they were without their boyfriends, they decide to go in.

The Doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works, "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside. The only rule is, once you leave a floor, you can't return to it."

The women talk it over and decide to go for it. They start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind". The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the Second floor reads "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly". This wasn't going to do so again they head for the stairs.

The friends move up to the Third floor where the sign read "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women." This was good but there were still two more floors...

So on to the Fourth floor, the sign was perfect. "All the men here have perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are also single, rich and straight"

The women seemed pleased but they decide that they would rather see what the fifth floor has to offer before they settle for the fourth.

When they reach the Fifth floor, there is only a sign that reads:
"There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is simply no way to please a woman."
 

Al

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by mightyduck
ALEX! :mad: That's not funny.

;)

Freak, is this a hint? :eek:

;)

i didnt say it was true - just funny! im sure it doesnt apply to anyone on these boards :animwink:
 

MrPromey

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by Alberrisford


i didnt say it was true - just funny! im sure it doesnt apply to anyone on these boards :animwink:

No, I'm sure that nobody around here could relate to that :rolleyes:
 

MrPromey

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by mightyduck


Grrrr....

Nobody said anything about you, Mighty. Are you feeling guilty or what? You were the first female to respond the last time, too. Take a deep breath and calm down. It's ok ;) :p
 

mightyduck

Well-Known Member
Let me just say that as long as I'm fed regularly, I'm surprisingly low maintenance.... And I resent the implication that my gender would suggest otherwise. Heck, I would have stopped at the third floor.... :eek: ;)
 

MrPromey

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by mightyduck
Let me just say that as long as I'm fed regularly, I'm surprisingly low maintenance.... And I resent the implication that my gender would suggest otherwise. Heck, I would have stopped at the third floor.... :eek: ;)

Yes, we all know how important that food thing is for you! :eek:

Seriously, Mighty. We know you can't be too hard to please. I mean, you hang out with us, right? ;)
 

NowInc

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by mightyduck
Let me just say that as long as I'm fed regularly, I'm surprisingly low maintenance.... And I resent the implication that my gender would suggest otherwise. Heck, I would have stopped at the third floor.... :eek: ;)

LoL...geez...way to sell yourself!!! I think the problem is New Jersey...the man market there i hear is bad...move to Florida...we'll take you up on that offer ;)
 

MrPromey

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by NowInc


LoL...geez...way to sell yourself!!! I think the problem is New Jersey...the man market there i hear is bad...move to Florida...we'll take you up on that offer ;)

Mighty knows how to fend for herself wherever she is, trust me on this one!
 

MrPromey

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by Ariel
I can't even respond to this right now....

:(

Don't be sad Ariel. If the joke was directed at anyone on the forum, it certainly wasn't directed at you. We all love you :)
 

Ariel

Member
Originally posted by MrPromey


Don't be sad Ariel. If the joke was directed at anyone on the forum, it certainly wasn't directed at you. We all love you :)

You're determined to keep me smiling today, aren't you? :)

I'll try not to be sad and thank you for what you said. I love you guys too. You really are the best. What would I do without you? :)
 

mightyduck

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by NowInc


LoL...geez...way to sell yourself!!! I think the problem is New Jersey...the man market there i hear is bad...move to Florida...we'll take you up on that offer ;)

What? the third floor had sensitive men who were great lovers and were sensitive to the needs of women. If they've narrowed it down that far, I don't mind doing the rest of the work. The part about perfect builds and being rich is unnecessary.... I'm not selling myself short here, believe me.... Besides, these floors would be relatively empty anyway... What would I be choosing--the best of three? :eek: ;)

And MrP is right.... I can handle myself just fine.... ;)
 

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