Tex-Mex Night Before Christmas

DisneyFreak

Well-Known Member
Original Poster
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the casa,
Not a creature ws stirring -- Caramba! Que pasa?
Los ninos were tucked away in their camas,
Some in long underwear, some in pajamas,
While hanging the stockings with mucho cuidado
In hopes that old Santa would feel obligado
To bring all children, both buenos and malos,
A nice batch of dulces and other regalos.

Outside in the yard there arose such a grito
That I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.
I ran to the window and looked out afuera,
And who in the world do you think that it era?

Saint Nick in a sleigh and a big red sombrero
Came dashing along like a crazy bombero.
And pulling his sleigh instead of venados
Were eight little burros approaching volados.

I watched as they came and this quaint little hombre
Was shouting and whistling and calling by nombre:
"Ay Pancho, ay Pepe, ay Cuco, ay Beto,
Ay Chato, ay Chopo, Macuco, y Nieto!"

Then standing erect with his hands on his pecho
He flew to the top of our very own techo.
With his round little belly like a bowl of jalea,
He struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea,

Then huffing and puffing at last in our sala,
With soot smeared all over his red suit de gala,
He filled all the stockings with lovely regalos --
For none of the ninos had been very malos.

Then chuckling aloud, seeming very contento,
He turned like a flash and was gone like the viento.
And I heard him exclaim, and this is verdad,
Merry Christmas to all, and Feliz Navidad!

written by Jim and Nita Lee
 

dopey

New Member
freak, you've never heard it? ohmigod! you have GOT to get "dr. demento presents the greatest christmas novelty cd of all time."

track listings:

1. "Chipmunk Song" by The Chipmunks
2. "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth" by Spike Jones
3. "Jingle Bells" by The Singing Dogs
4. "The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas" by Allan Sherman
5. "I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas" by Gayle Peevey6. "Nuttin' For Christmas" by Stan Freberg
7. "A Christmas Carol" by Tom Lehrer
8. "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" by Elmo and Patsy
9. "I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas" by Yogi Yorgesson
10. "Twelve Days Of Christmas" by Bob & Doug McKenzie
11. "Green Christmas" by Stan Freberg
12. "I'm A Christmas Tree" by Wildman Fischer (Duet With Dr. Demento)
13. "I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus" by Kip Addotta
14. "Santa Claus and His Old Lady" by Cheech and Chong
15. "Christmas At Ground Zero" by Weird Al Yankovic
16. "Christmas Dragnet" by Stan Freberg and Daws Butler
 

Maria

New Member
Dopey, do you think I could buy that Cd at some website and have it delivered to Mexico?

I heard a song last year with a guy´s voice complainning of the Xmas tree lights and all that stuff and I think that was with the tune of 12 days to Xmas or something like that... do you know where I can get that one? I laughed a lot with it and would like to have it. :)

And DF, that TexMex song was very good! ;)
 

dopey

New Member
maria, try www.amazon.com. if they don't deliver to mexico, let me know and i'll help you out.

i just noticed this cd doesn't have my favorite all-time christmas song, "i'm gettin' nuttin' for christmas." (it's on the cd i have -- or had, anyway; i can't find it!)

here are the lyrics:

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

I broke my bat on Johnny's head,
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid a frog in sister's bed,
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug,
I made Tommy eat a bug,
Bought some gum with a penny slug,
Somebody snitched on me.

Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
Mommy and Daddy are mad,
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

I put a tack on teacher's chair,
Somebody snitched on me.
I tied a knot in Susie's hair,
Somebody snitched on me.
I did a dance on Mommy's plants,
Climbed a tree and tore my pants,
Filled the sugar bowl with ants,
Somebody snitched on me.

So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

I won't be seeing Santa Claus,
Somebody snitched on me.
He won't come visit me because,
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year I'll be going straight,
Next year I'll be good, just wait,
I'd start now, but it's too late,
Somebody snitched on me.

So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

So you better be good whatever you do,
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.
 

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