I just read this email a few minutes ago, and it made me giggle so much! I thought I would share it with all of you to brighten your day! (and if you are from Texas, I'm sorry if this offends you!!!!)
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is
planning to do its own, entitled
"Survivor - Texas Style".
The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to
Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to
Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on
to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and
Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft.
Worth and finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper
sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, I
voted for Al Gore, George Strait Sucks, Hillary in
2004, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins. :lol:
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is
planning to do its own, entitled
"Survivor - Texas Style".
The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to
Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to
Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on
to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and
Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft.
Worth and finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper
sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, I
voted for Al Gore, George Strait Sucks, Hillary in
2004, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins. :lol:
