Did anyone see Lewis Black on Comedy Central friday? It was around 11:00 EST -ish.
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"I have no religion. Actually, I was born Jewish, but when Channukah came around, my parents gave me a top. They called it a "draidel", I knew it was a top. Then I though to myself, "I don't think I'm going to be Jewish for very long..." I also remember when I was a kid at haloween, sanata wasn't poking his into it!......And for you Christians, just remember that Thanksgiving is NOT Christmas part one!...geez, you guys need to learn when to stop shopping!"
"I already told you that I have no religion, that's why I watched the superbowl this year. It was even on a sunday, so they're trying to help out a bit. Then for the halftime show, they had N*Sync....oh great. Usually, I take a toothpick and shove it into my ear when that crap gets on. But wait, no....it gets well, it gets. Then there's Aerosmith. N*Sync and Aerosmith on one stage. Those are two bands that shouldn't even be in the same STATE, let alone the same stage. And then there was britney spears. I couldn't understand what she was singing, primarily because SHE CAN'T SING [-hopes that the Britney fans won't get ed at me for that one-]. Luckily, I had a spoon in my hand and I crammed it up my ! Because if I'm going to have pain up here [points to head/ears] then I'm gonna have pain down there!.... And the whole thing was sponsored by MTV. Oh yeah, MTV...thats what I think of when I think of music. Well, MTV is to Music as KFC is to Chicken!"
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Ian