Stupid/Silly Names on Magic Bands

[Sans Souci]

Here is my contribution:

BTW, the name is meant to be ironic.

 

[rnese]

Uh...hey boss! I liked the pic. Got to the whole "ironic" thing and it ruined it for me though. Here are mine:
1. Wrist Hugger
2. Hanging Around
3. Loopy
4. Carpal Tunnel
5. Swipey Magoo
6. Profit Booster
7. Strap Meon
8. Card Re Placer
9. Bob