Good day, my good sir! I an inclined to believe that you will find your stay rather jubilant. We from these boards only use the most sophisticated grammar and punctuation. You will find no abbreviations, or anything of that sort. It is with deepest pride that I welcome you to these forums.
Okay, that's not really how we talk, but I'm bored and that's what happens when I'm bored. I'm almost as crazy as Spuds in the post above me.