Something I Hate

[larryz]

If a prospective guest REALLY thinks that the parks will actually be as empty as the ads, I suggest looking up the word gullible in the dictionary!

Here's the picture to go with it...

 

[The_Jobu]

One thing I've noticed is they always seem to have their eyes closed at all times.
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Which, I get it. You're in Florida. The sun can be intense. Without proper protective spectacles, it can be difficult to keep your eyes open with the constant solar glare from above. But eventually you're gonna have to see what you're doing. Does that father even realize his family left the store with a plush Beast instead of their 2-yr-old daughter, who they mistakenly left on the shelf? That mishap could've been avoided if their eyes weren't closed. Just saying.

Is no one alarmed that the Dad is triple-fisting beer to get away from it all and doesn't even care his kid is getting drunk too?

More Epcot drunks... tsk tsk

 

[Mainahman]

I got a few...

This girl in the Galaxys Edge ads..Just don't like how they use her in this..

The Other is in the "I wish" ad where this odd force perspective shot of the cabin of a monorail somehow now INSIDE MK over in Tommorrowland....HOW?

Guests who've never gone are going to be really dissapointed from that expectation vs reality moment..

and the door isnt even open! what a travesty!

 

[ObscurityPoint]

Hey guys, just wanted to check back in on this old thread I started when I was drunk a few weeks back and wanted to reassure you all that this was 100%, absolutely, positively, undeniably a joke.



thank you for your time and patience.