Here it is, the big one, the all-new dark ride in the Magic Kingdom's Storybook Circus. Say hello to "Mickey"s House of Wonders"!
I did it pretty much all by myself, with no help whatsoever. It took a long time because I had ideas which was argued did not "agree" with the circus setting. Given my argument about how the Madhouse concept could work here if it was to have worked in the Circusland concept of old (this was long before Toontown was ever thought of, and incidentally it was to have gone in where Toontown is now), I was inclined to disagree and prove the naysayers wrong. To do that, I changed the name from "Fun/Mad" to "Wonder".
It is set in the Storybook Circus section, replacing Pete's Silly Sideshow. Here is the basic location there:
There was produced an article from Passport 2 Dreams on
ten of the Magic Kingdom's biggest blunders, with Mickey's Birthdayland/Starland/Toontown Fair coming in at #1. It singles out the tents in particular, which were retained from the transformation from Starland to Toontown Fair, and which were transformed into meet-n-greets and a shop, which were ostensibly retained for their alleged profitability. Here's what the article said (ellipses are to condense the article for clarity):
By 2001 the Toontown tent complex had become the single most profitable structure per square foot at Magic Kingdom. Mickey was the anchor, pulling crowds into Toontown, then dispersing them through a variety of shops and photograph locations. This profitability would ensure that the tents would survive yet another round of renovations - Storybook Circus.
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Despite the fact that the reasons for the success of those tents were being scattered to the winds, it was proclaimed by fiat that the tents must remain due to their profitability. What had previously been the Princess Tent was transformed into Pete's Silly Sideshow, a permanent venue for Mickey, Donald, Minnie and Daisy with a nicely done circus theme. The crowds never quite returned to their original levels. What had previously been a bustling store where Princess dresses and Mickey dolls flew off the shelves now seems nearly abandoned after nightfall. The Sideshow meet and greet has started closing early.
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Now that the power of the circus tents is on the wane, it really would be a nice gesture to finally lose them and build a permanent ride in that spot. The three Storybook Circus tents take up about as much room as the Mermaid ride next door. The basic problem is that the use of tents, no matter how nicely you build them or how intricately you theme them, still evoke temporary structures and, by extension, cheapness. Cheap ideas and cheap aesthetics are what Birthdayland initiated, yet it must be said that the new Magician Mickey and Fairytale Hall attractions are far above its standard, leaving just those three tents as symbols of Birthdayland's enduring legacy.
Thus, this whole area will be the new spot for this new dark ride. With that said, let's begin the verbal tour!
The ride lasts 3-4 minutes, about as long as the Peter Pan ride at the other end of Fantasyland. I want this to be something akin to Roger Rabbit's Car Toon Spin.
As you enter the ride structure (based loosely on the Madhouse facade, which I previously displayed in the last post), you wind through a reduced queue, about half the space of the queue in the image above. The remaining space, along the exit path, will be home to an alternate meet-n-greet space known as the Silly Symphonic Sideshow (replacing Pete's Silly Sideshow), where you can meet with various lesser-known characters like Horace Horsecollar, Clarabelle Cow, Ludwig Von Drake, or the Three Little Pigs.
In the queue here, ringleader Mickey and his good friends Donald and Goofy perform acrobatics and stunts while at the same time operating the machinery and props throughout. And their most prized possession is the House of Wonders, where you board a colorful carriage-car through a zany funhouse-like attraction, where anything can happen. And it just might, apparently, with odd-shaped mirrors,
special effects, and much more, to say nothing of Donald and Goofy trying to operate things. Throughout the queue there are a few props and memorabilia from their tours (hinting that Storybook Circus is a traveling circus).
The queue winds back and forth on the right side and should be enough to hold a 35-minute wait before spilling out into Storybook Circus.
You then climb into your ride vehicles for your trip through the House of Wonders. They are themed as the aforementioned carriage-car-things which look like a cross between the non-cage cars of Casey Jr...
…and the larger motorcars from the updated Mr. Toad's Wild Ride (before it closed in 1998):
In short, they look like the Mr. Toad cars with the circus-like filigrees from Casey Jr. The cars seat six passengers per seat, and to make up for the loss of the roller coaster element, they will actually be a milder version of the EMVs found at Disneyland's Indiana Jones ride and the Animal Kingdom's Dinosaur ride. As such, there will be some jerking, lurching side-to-side motions, so it's going to be a little rough, but not as rough as Dinosaur. Incidentally, there is a moment in the Winnie the Pooh ride that also gets a little jerky as the honey pot vehicles there "bounce" with Tigger, but that's only for one scene, however.
As you climb aboard, you hear Mickey providing the typical bilingual safety spiel, and once the lap bars are down, you are on your way.
Scene 1 - Meet Mickey and Pals
Mickey, Donald and Goofy all greet you and then Mickey sends you on your way into the House of Wonders by pulling on a rope attached to a group of steam whistles (themed to
Steamboat Willie) that opens a door to usher you in. Donald and Goofy, meanwhile, start operating lights and machines to turn everything on.
Scene 2 - Mickey's Follies
You find yourself in a barn scene like the one above, derivative of an early concept piece for the original Mickey's Madhouse:
Numerous barnyard animals are performing some silly dances, such as cows doing ballet (as in
Mickey's Revue) and ducks dancing around and shaking tailfeathers (as in
Mickey's Follies). Speaking of ducks, Donald is doing a duet with Clara Cluck (as in
Mickey's Grand Opera), while Clarabelle Cow plays piano (from
Mickey's Amateurs) and Horace Horsecollar plays some kind of... pipe instrument... thing (as in
The Whoopee Party)...
...and Goofy plays a crazy one-man band (as in
Mickey's Amateurs). Even Mickey tries to get in a clarinet solo (like in
Blue Rhythm):
Scene 3 - Animal Antics
Leaving the room, your vehicle transitions into a room with performing animals. Here, Donald is trying to get some seals (two adults and one pup, resembling Salty) to perform a number (as in
Mickey's Circus). As they perform, nearby, a bear, lion and gorilla, who had all been threatening a nervous Donald, all start dancing. From inside of a pool of water, a whale (resembling that from
The Whalers) dances, too, while Goofy rides on his back like a cowboy in a rodeo.
Scene 4 - Barrel of Fun/Hall of Mirrors (transition)
The noise of one last blast from the horn startles Donald and sends him stumbling into a switch which operates a crazy barrel of fun, which you go through. It then turns into a spinning hall of mirrors with distorted reflections all around.
Scene 5 - The Animated Inanimate
Four separate scenes activate at once, all involving crazy inanimate objects come to life, including giant phones and stacks of playing cards (as in
Thru the Mirror), with Mickey dancing along with them here. Meanwhile, around the corner, cars raise and lower on elevating platforms (resembling
Mickey's Service Station). Further on, a clock goes wild as automatons appear in a hidden door to hit a bell (like in
Clock Cleaners). Donald, irritated by the racket, tries to shut off the cars and automaton at the same time (which are apparently coming from the same switch).
Scene 6 - Goofy's Wipeout
The fourth scene involves a wave, which Goofy surfs on (as in
Hawaiian Holiday). But alas, Goofy wipes out, and the wave hits a huge fan used to create wind. The fan malfunctions and goes haywire!
Scene 7 - An Unnatural Disaster!
This leads to the result of the last scene: a huge whirlwind where everything is blown in all directions! As this happens, the William Tell Storm from
The Band Concert plays. If it sounds familiar to Disney park fans, it probably should, as it sounds like it does in the Silly Symphony Swings at the CA Adventure:
You, Mickey, Donald and Goofy all get caught up in the pandemonium, as Donald grabs a flare gun for emergency purposes only (it is based on the flare gun from the climax of
Magician Mickey). He aims for the fan to shut it off. Mickey calls out to him to be careful. Unfortunately, Donald's aim is off, and the flare blast hits a crate of fireworks instead (labeled for nighttime use only)! The result is an explosion scene (a la Mr. Toad or Roger Rabbit), which blows things up.
Scene 8 - Farewell
Mickey, Donald and Goofy are united again. Mickey, echoing Kermit the Frog at the end of Muppet-Vision 3D, apologizes for any technical difficulties, but they are relieved that no one was hurt and the House of Wonders only suffered "minor" damage (even though the area is in tatters). But they are elated that you had a great time, and that they will try to repair the damage in time for your next trip.
Scene 8.5 - Unload
You reappear near the load area, disembark and head back through the main queue building structure and to the Big Top Souvenirs. However, on the exit path over to the gift shop, there's a meet and greet with circus-themed characters (the aforementioned Silly Symphonic Sideshow).
And that's "Mickey's House of Wonders" in the Magic Kingdom's Storybook Circus! It's just the bare bones of it, really. Next time, I will get into some of the smaller details of the scenes wherever possible. It's still a bit rough, but what did you think of it?