Should I buy a monkey?

[DisJosh]

David Letterman's
Top Ten Questions You Should Ask
Yourself Before Buying A Monkey

10. "Do I really need another monkey?"

9. "Have I monkey-proofed my kitchen?"

8. "How well will he get along with my panda?"

7. "Can I get a better deal on a monkey if I wait 'til after
Christmas?"

6. "Am I yet another man in his 40s reacting to a mid-life
crisis by purchasing a monkey?"

5. "How is the monkey school system in my district?"

4. "Won't it be cute if the monkey and I wear little
matching outfits?"

3. "The traditional 10th anniversary gift is monkey,
right?"

2. "Should I spend the extra money for an orangutan?"

1. "Do I really want to buy a monkey from a guy who
looks like this?" (video of Dave in "Cabin Boy")


I thought this was FUNNY! Enjoy

 

[Maria]

Originally posted by DisJosh

I thought this was FUNNY! Enjoy

Really???

 

[DisneyFreak]

Originally posted by DisJosh
Should I buy a monkey?

As long as you don't spank it.

 

[mightyduck]

Re: Re: Should I buy a monkey?

Originally posted by DisneyFreak


As long as you don't spank it.

I have no idea what that might mean.... I don't know what you're talking about.

 

[Beauty and the]

Re: Re: Should I buy a monkey?

Originally posted by DisneyFreak


As long as you don't spank it.

Lol

Is there any other reason for having a monkey