Rules of life

[CDS Disney]

OK kiddies here it is rules of life! Add little rules that you picked up along the road of life so that other don't fall into the trap. Its for the good of humanity.

1)When driving stay out of the gullies

2)Save the sailor talk for the boat

3)If Mom, Grandma, or your girlfriend cooks for you the meal is always the bet you have ever had

4) Never get "involved" with your friends

5)Don't tell people for another country that your is the best and their's just wants to copy yours.

 

[CmdrTostada]

6) Never become friends, with the boyfriend of the girl you like. I made that mistake lol

 

[CmdrTostada]

This is a saying one of my dad's SEAL friends had

7)Two is one, and one is none (Bring at least two of everything)

 

[Coronado]

Never attempt to baptize a cat.
When someone says it's not the money.... it's the money.
if common sense was meant to be so common ... then why do so few of us have it...
If a mirror reverses left and right.... then why not reverse up and down....
always be nice to the paymaster and the cook......
never eat yellow snow......
be kind to your web footed friends.... for a duck may be somebody's mother....
whistle at old ladies and young ones too.... the young expect it... the old appreciate it....
if you ever need a helping hand.....you can always find one at the end of your own wrist.....

 

[CmdrTostada]

Do not feed the birds