An entirely ficticious advice column 
"Dear Rob,
I'm writing you because I feel Disney is turning to crap. What will I do? Where will I spend my money? Either is closed and it sucks!
Yours Truely,
--Pessimist.
Dear Pessy,
You need not worry. We have entered the new fiscale year and things are turning around at WDW. There are new characters, new wheelchairs, new forms of entertainment, and lots mroe shows to see. Right now Disney is experimenting but if anything works, it'll stay. There are tons of projwects and improvements being down around the world. Just wait and see, you'll be pleasently surprised.
-Rob
"Dear Rob,
I've always wondered about the costumes at Epcot, weren't they originally all the same? What is that junk they have you wearing now? Do tell...
-- Ivana Noocostum"
Dear IM,
For a period, all of the costumes in future world east followed a monochromatic rules of being blue and white. Each attraction was identified by the pattern of blue versus white and the way it reflected their attraction's original logo. Now adays, there is much more color, and Disney is experimenting again. Right now, the shirts in the "test phase" at UoE have the hosts resembling canaries because of the overuse of the yellow. We'll see how this pans out.
-Rob
"Dear Rob,
When will Casey's and Maelstrom be reopening?
-- Over-Planner"
Dear OP,
Maelstrom is scheduled to reopen the 19th of October, and Casey's should reopen on the 26th of September.
-Rob
"Dear Rob,
I'm writing you because I feel Disney is turning to crap. What will I do? Where will I spend my money? Either is closed and it sucks!
Yours Truely,
--Pessimist.
Dear Pessy,
You need not worry. We have entered the new fiscale year and things are turning around at WDW. There are new characters, new wheelchairs, new forms of entertainment, and lots mroe shows to see. Right now Disney is experimenting but if anything works, it'll stay. There are tons of projwects and improvements being down around the world. Just wait and see, you'll be pleasently surprised.
-Rob
"Dear Rob,
I've always wondered about the costumes at Epcot, weren't they originally all the same? What is that junk they have you wearing now? Do tell...
-- Ivana Noocostum"
Dear IM,
For a period, all of the costumes in future world east followed a monochromatic rules of being blue and white. Each attraction was identified by the pattern of blue versus white and the way it reflected their attraction's original logo. Now adays, there is much more color, and Disney is experimenting again. Right now, the shirts in the "test phase" at UoE have the hosts resembling canaries because of the overuse of the yellow. We'll see how this pans out.
-Rob
"Dear Rob,
When will Casey's and Maelstrom be reopening?
-- Over-Planner"
Dear OP,
Maelstrom is scheduled to reopen the 19th of October, and Casey's should reopen on the 26th of September.
-Rob
